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I think this really has legs, because it is a succinct & at this point universally-recognized marker for an emergent - at least in terms of modern broad public awareness - socio-political entity that's virtually impossible to ignore.

16.02.2026 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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all the self-awareness of a dog licking its own asshole in a public square.

16.02.2026 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ah, feels just the old messageboards....

"reported."

"reported for reporting."

"reported for reporting a reporter."

bsky.app/profile/drew...

16.02.2026 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Truly sad. And sadly true.

15.02.2026 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is sheer microfauna erasure, and it will not stand, I say!!

15.02.2026 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Oh no! Someone stole my plagiarism from the plagiarism slop machine! Woe is me!"

15.02.2026 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He's just a Nazi, guys. It's not that hard. He says Nazi shit. He makes Nazi gestures. He believes Nazi beliefs.

He's a Nazi. Very simple. No need to hand-wring or over-explain it.

He's just a Nazi.

15.02.2026 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, heโ€™d say โ€œbut thereโ€™s 9 billion trips for CNYโ€ because they count every single leg of every single journey as its own thing. Which is, of course, a bullshit metric. Go figure.

15.02.2026 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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For paid regime shill like Arnaud (& needless to say, the paymasters tugging his leash) itโ€™s not enough that CNY is the largest movement of peopleโ€ฆ it has to be framed as the โ€œBiggest Ever. Period.โ€

Which is why heโ€™s carefully framed it as *annual.* because fuck krill & other sea life, amiright?

15.02.2026 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Marblemouth Homan slurs his words yet again, obviously meaning to say "fuck you."

15.02.2026 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whenever reading Sima Qian (much like his contemporary, Herodotus), it's important to remember that, whenever faced with the choice between "Rockin' Morality Tale" & "Accurate History" ... he always took the road that would get him more back-pats.

15.02.2026 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

plus Sima was a staunch Confucian (& so girl-cooties were extra-super gross & destabilizing). Ss, what makes the story? Years upon years of mounting-but-boring provincial shortfalls? Or the kings trying to impress a girl by lighting the Royal Bat-Signal?

There's a clear narrative winner ;)

15.02.2026 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Crop failures, bizarre weather, poisonous air, floods, droughts, darkened sky - all of nature throw out of balance to demonstrate the gods' displeasure with the dynasty's wrong-turn.

It's all retroactive, of course (& in the case of Sima Qian, but more than 1K yrs)... & tales grow in the telling...

15.02.2026 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah! It stacks up very well, & aligned with my understanding/interp of the "real" causes of systemic organizational collapse on a national scale. The Zhou's own Mandate's "guidebook" rules that it's not enough for a king to just be immoral or bad, but that Nature Itself must rise against its evil

15.02.2026 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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15.02.2026 10:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's apparently such a know thing about cops just in general that it has its own "industry insider term" in the court system:

testilying.

15.02.2026 09:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
15.02.2026 09:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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R. Kelly?!

15.02.2026 09:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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15.02.2026 06:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I'm the only Jedi in 1000 years who's studied the specific type of lightsaber fighting that can beat a fully-fledged Sith Lord... oh hey, my fellow Jedi, wanna tag along and be my ฬถmฬถeฬถaฬถtฬถ ฬถsฬถhฬถiฬถeฬถlฬถdฬถsฬถ valued allies?"

15.02.2026 04:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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15.02.2026 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...something something.... Mace sensed a shatterpoint... something something... time of the essence... something something dark side...

15.02.2026 04:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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GB:

15.02.2026 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œThe Apartheid Qing Dynastyโ€™s Tragicomic Loss to British Anti-Slavery Activistsโ€

15.02.2026 02:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The old world is dying.
The new world struggles to be born.

Now is the time of

15.02.2026 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sweet Cantonese Christโ€ฆ

15.02.2026 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And then it was time to post one of my favorite niche memes of all time:

15.02.2026 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, Iโ€™m just pulling off of FB, so take that for the โ€œqualityโ€ it is. I just saw โ€œmyโ€ section & thought โ€œyeah, that tracksโ€

15.02.2026 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Korean Christ laughs at your pitiful Jesus.

15.02.2026 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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