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[they/them] It should be sealed. MUUT DITTS POUMN. Artist and shitposter. Commissions always open. ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ› ๐ŸŒˆ

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If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.

17.11.2025 10:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5600    ๐Ÿ” 1435    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 140    ๐Ÿ“Œ 189
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Serebii Update: Pokรฉmon Pokopia has revealed a new form for Snorlax: Mossy Form www.serebii.net

13.11.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1983    ๐Ÿ” 465    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 183
Panel 1: A fairly buff white guy with messy blonde hair and prominent eyelashes gestures forward with his hand and says "We men are perverts. That's why we objectify women." This is the Sanrio Guy from some of my previous comics.

Panel 2: He puts his hand down and closes his eyes, continuing to say "women are too pure to ever objectify men."

Panel 3: Closeup of a smaller, brown hand gently clasping a few fingers of his, as if to beckon him somewhere.

Panel 4: We are now looking through Sanrio Guy's eyes as  brown girl in a white t-shirt with a rectangular night sky treeline image, and black pants, is leading him towards a door labeled "GACHA GAMES" by the sign above. This is the Junji Ito girl from some of my previous comics. Within the door is complete and utter darkness.

Panel 1: A fairly buff white guy with messy blonde hair and prominent eyelashes gestures forward with his hand and says "We men are perverts. That's why we objectify women." This is the Sanrio Guy from some of my previous comics. Panel 2: He puts his hand down and closes his eyes, continuing to say "women are too pure to ever objectify men." Panel 3: Closeup of a smaller, brown hand gently clasping a few fingers of his, as if to beckon him somewhere. Panel 4: We are now looking through Sanrio Guy's eyes as brown girl in a white t-shirt with a rectangular night sky treeline image, and black pants, is leading him towards a door labeled "GACHA GAMES" by the sign above. This is the Junji Ito girl from some of my previous comics. Within the door is complete and utter darkness.

14.11.2025 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5414    ๐Ÿ” 764    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62    ๐Ÿ“Œ 42
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Happy Halloween! ๐ŸŽƒ

30.10.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

28.10.2025 12:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14267    ๐Ÿ” 4417    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 119    ๐Ÿ“Œ 250
A rhino-like warrior in a prison cell. He says, "If god tries to get in the way of my escape, I'll pound on god until they die."

A rhino-like warrior in a prison cell. He says, "If god tries to get in the way of my escape, I'll pound on god until they die."

yuh

07.10.2025 08:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Asexual people can use all the extra time they have from not participating in sexual activities to practice sports. This gives them an unfair biological advantage.

07.04.2025 07:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Everyone has the right to love and be loved, regardless of gender.
No one can infringe on the ability to express love
Something so simple has become complicated in our world
Let's all raise our voices to solve this problem and create a world where we can express love freely and openly.
we have loveโ™ก

27.09.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7309    ๐Ÿ” 2122    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 72    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34
It is the invincible meme based on the "look at what it takes to mimic our power" scene

The top panel is "look at the cow" with a scene from Harvest Moon 64 

The second panel says "moooo" with a close up of the cow

Harvest moon 64 is a well-known and loved Nintendo 64 game much like Quest 64

It is the invincible meme based on the "look at what it takes to mimic our power" scene The top panel is "look at the cow" with a scene from Harvest Moon 64 The second panel says "moooo" with a close up of the cow Harvest moon 64 is a well-known and loved Nintendo 64 game much like Quest 64

23.09.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4760    ๐Ÿ” 1483    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
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Genuinely powerful words to live by.

22.09.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23408    ๐Ÿ” 8796    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 132
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Paper Rice RPG

12.09.2025 07:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 281    ๐Ÿ” 138    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gorgeous, thank you

12.09.2025 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Manhattan Cafe

#umamusume

11.09.2025 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 399    ๐Ÿ” 181    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ohhh to reach into a bowl of soft baby

11.09.2025 07:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 787    ๐Ÿ” 153    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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โ€˜We Love Katamari Reroll 1 Million Roses Speedrunโ€™
I'll be attempting a marathon speedrun lasting 17 hours until completion!

Plus, this time I'll also be tackling a sub-marathon!
I'll do my best to stream safely for this long session ๐Ÿ˜ธโœจ

Starts Saturday, September 6th at 7:00 AM!(JST)
๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿˆไธ‰

03.09.2025 13:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

happy birthday!! don't get your ears stolen!!!

04.09.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he's problematic husband-coded, it was inevitable

30.08.2025 04:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I made a short game for KVFM 3 describing a small part of fellas history, and it's called KVFC. I got sick of AI taking over the world and felt like creating something no one else would probably make. Check it out here: cleartonic.itch.io/kvfc

25.08.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alright. It's eating me alive. Ace Attorney has been hard for me to get into because Phoenix Wright looks like the Dilbert boss and Miles/Phoenix is Dilbert yaoi to me. I cannot understand it and I cannot look at this game without laughing uncontrollably

24.08.2025 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 158    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Screenshot of the Pokรฉmon anime showing pikachu getting ready to eat some pancakes

Screenshot of the Pokรฉmon anime showing pikachu getting ready to eat some pancakes

Screenshot of the Pokรฉmon anime showing pikachu eating some delicious pancakes

Screenshot of the Pokรฉmon anime showing pikachu eating some delicious pancakes

pancake boy

20.08.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 744    ๐Ÿ” 182    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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Apparently ICE is about to start putting out ads on platforms?

If these ads come to Twitch, here's a (hopefully) handy tip when one comes on:
1. Click the gear icon, bottom right of the player.
2. Click "Report Playback Issue".
3. Select this option.

Hopefully this will work!

05.08.2025 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3507    ๐Ÿ” 2483    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 86

oof. ouch. but also lmao

04.08.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With Deltarune having new chapters out and being inescapable on my feed, I find myself often staring off into the distance and thinking about the absurd fact that itโ€™s taken millions of dollars, several development teams, and thirteen years to release half of a Homestuck point and click game

17.07.2025 07:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 731    ๐Ÿ” 91    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Person in a party hat giving a presentation and it says The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out

Person in a party hat giving a presentation and it says The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out

;)

15.07.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10086    ๐Ÿ” 2706    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 74    ๐Ÿ“Œ 153

good on you getting to it (i need to catch up)

16.07.2025 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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