jawnny truant

The woims is their money

I keep thinking about a joke where Sluggo is the leader of the lost boys so he says "How do you like your noodles, Michael? You're eating woims."

2 down comforters, like I'm sha-Shabba Ranks

I really hope she throws some weight behind that high speed train! I know, there's no money anywhere for anything but damn I want to see that

Oh shit, Portland and Seattle are twinning now. Glad to see she got it!

New season of the Vince Staples Show is WILD

That Atlanta/Twin Peaks type of magical realism

Saturday Night Slow Jams

Might still be working on this one?
An homage to the 90s Saturday night radio request lines
Operators are live! Call now!

Put your dog on the phone though

RFK packing zyn

Tyler the Creator washes his hands before he pees

Let's goooooo

Black text on white background, wired from the article: : "Chuck Kesey remained active at Springfield Creamery as "the Keeper of the Culture," personally tasting yogurt batches without relying on pH readers alone. He enjoyed indulging his intellectual curiosities from galaxies and art to local wildlife, as well as sharing his foraged finds -including rocks, mushrooms and flowers-with everyone from friends and family to creamy employees." "Creamy employees" is highlighted in yellow

Lol

An image of Spotify playlist pic titled, "Pleasant Strange Thursday Morning" Something like an abstract yellow sun is over a blue background

Okay

Why did everyone have burgundy jeans for a year? Where did they all go? I never see them in thrift shops

Whoa

I'm glad to live in the same age as Pynchon

Adding to that - while I haven't read this one yet, I've been relishing the reviews as they've trickled out - imagine trying to blast through a Pynchon book asap to try and develop any grasp of what's going on

every review is so fun and wildly different

Now THAT'S a limited edition popcorn bucket I need to add to my collection

I luv puderschmude sm

Low temp, high humidity

I'm playing a video game rn where every time a mysterious fog rolls into town me and my friends watch TV and then something freaky happens

G A R D E N🌞Q U E S T
🌳🌷🪴🌳🌷🪴🌳🌷🪴
🪴🪣➕➕➕🪴🪴🔒👒
🌳🌷➕🌷🥕➕🐈➕🌳
🪴➕➕🌷⛲️🌹🌷🌹🪴
🌳➕🌷➕➕🪏🪴🗝️🌳
⛩️➕🐛➕🌷➕➕🐇🪴
🌳🌷🪴🌳🌷🪴🌳🌷🪴

We've gotta get that gate fixed

Thank you!

A bar graph from storygraph depicting my goal of 50 books this year, finished!

✨ Reading goal met 💙📚

#50 was John Connolly's The Book of Lost Things
Still working on Virgil Wander by Leif Enger and Meddling Kids by Edgar Cantero✨

What's your hype up routine before work? What's the soundtrack?

From Claire Grimes Boucher's Instagram, a selfie featuring zero swag and a new face tattoo

First tattoo sponsored by Lockheed Martin

Look, I would just like an activity that contains the adult emotional equivalent and mystery of finding a cool old glass bottle out in the crick

This is my actual origin story

My hands start disappearing

I have to go back in time and go to the parking lot of a theater and make sure my mom eats mushrooms before her and my dad go see Steve Martin's The Jerk and she freaks out halfway through the movie and they have to leave and go fool around

Analyze me please