jawnny truant: the animated series

A picture of the moon rising over the hills of a city. Various buildings lay in between

Had to stop everything to take a shitty pic of the moon and watch for a while

We're just drinking margaritas at the mall
This happy hour's got us by the balls
Magenta, orange, acid green
Peacock blue and burgundy
Drinking margaritas at the mall
We're drinking margaritas at the mall
Drinking margaritas at the mall

A poor carpenter blames their tools

Fairly certain that Art Alexakis has walked by my work twice now?

This is a lot of headline

Use your imagination: it's basically "the song that never ends" + Georges Perec's Life: A User's Manual, but kinda just amalgamates every joke in a specific trope - my coworker hated my working on it so much that he bought it for fifty cents so I couldn't tell it anymore - it takes at least an hour

Holy cow, Sneaker Pimps sampled the "Goldfinger" score for that song, I just heard it in this talkie

Someday I'll break contract and post the only joke I've ever sold, which added "comedy writer" to my resume

The beginning credits of a James Bond movie, Dr No. The image is of the trademark gunshot part near the end of the credits, as a silhouetted figure dressed in the style of the day stands inside of a white circle, while a black ringed conception of the inside of a pistol frames him. He has shot the viewer, or gun slanger, and the screen is slowly fading to red.

Hell ya

An old press pic of the ska/punk band, Less Than Jake

🎵 and keep the cycle
spinning round 🎵

🎵 hot dish hot dish
you've got the master plan
feed em all
just as much as you can🎵

✨last night's dinner is tonight's casserole✨

They're going to start some sort of a more menacing JROTC I swear

Don't, I repeat - don't sit down

🗣️ TELL EM

Keith Wilson (politician) Keith Wilson (born October 11, 1963) is an American businessman, nonprofit leader, and politician in Portland, Oregon. He has served as President and CEO of TITAN...

It's not on his wiki, ugh. Source (so who knows if actually true):

Do we agree with Keith being a Libra tho? I mean, I guess

*namaste*>🐛🧠

A TV featuring the title card from the movie, Moulin Rouge! A closed caption reads, "Cancan" Around the TV on my walls are various dried bouquets of flowers, and there is some scattered gingilli, candles, etc underneath

Ssshhh - it's starting

Just watch: Kesha is going to sneak into my Spotify wrapped for like, the third year in a row ruining my perfect run of ruff ryders anthem being number one for five years straight

I can't help myself

LEMME SEE THEM PRINTZ

A view of the beginning of a sunset from the roof of my apartment. A couple garden beds with herbs and flowers are in frame. In the back, the sun sets over the west hills.

Ssshhh - it's starting

✨The faint incense smell✨

✨Chunky acrylic rings✨

Bugbo said we were cool tho, talk to Bugbo. Bugbo is king of these woods, just talk to Bugbo, plz

🔦😨

🫔🐾🫔 tamale parade

I maxed character count and subsequently Gordon Lish'd the whole thing, now it sounds like Raymond Carver

I was too late to catch the truck and give them all of my one dollar bills, I was honestly in love with the whole spectacle, it was so much and so good. I'll be ready next Saturday

Today I stepped outside
A man walked down the middle of the road holding a sign that said
TAMALESTAMALESTAMALES
and shouting
TAMALESTAMALESTAMALES
while a tan and white dog followed behind him, leashless
A block further down, a truck slowly followed in line, windows inscribed
TAMALESTAMALESTAMALES