Jakub Jaraczewski

'Agents had promised around $1,500 a month, he said - "good money" for a qualified driver in Kenya.' hey bruh, you can earn this kind of money in Poland without getting yourself killed, but I guess it's too late for this kind of advice now.

Black man carrying white man's burden, Eastern European edition.

It's the season, the festive season!

If you ever see one of those mentioning that Jakub Jaraczewski acutely praised the virtues of lager and pilsner, you know the whole thing is ChatGPT.

My new favourite literary subgenre: LinkedIn posts written by AI that summarise my presentation at a conference and mention stuff I didn't talk about at all.

Admit you're just jealous of the Horseradish - Końska Dawka wordplay.

You come at the king, you best not miss.

This thing looks like an item from Bloodborne (From Software, 60fps PS5 port when?)

Running around with a tray full of Tequila Sunrise across Grote Knip beach is great training.

Bang on from Ed Luce and Martin Sandbu.

Getting the Ukraine loan passed is now a key litmus test for Europe if it’s a herbivore in a carnivore world.

Go, Curacao, go, with a coach called Dick Advocaat the luck is with you, tiny island.

You forgot about horseradish!

Pretty sure Infantino can arrange a location without an extradition deal with any EU Member State.

I see that your outrage predictably lasted until the news that Brazil/Germany/Curacao is in your group, chat.

At least somebody down there is implementing gender diversity policy, I guess.

Yes but that time when Germany beat Brazil 7-1...

I mean their uniforms blend together, as every CEE person I am totally capable of telling African dictators apart by their face.

I propose the following next recipients of FIFA peace prize:

MBS
Whoever is running UAE these days
Xi
Ramzan Kadyrow
Bibi
Some African dude in military uniform, they all kind of blend together

Oooh there's more than one United, gotcha.

"Yes Jakub I know that FIFA organised a cannibal orgy, but if you ever were at a Man Utd game you wouldn't mind that much"

⚽Ah, the recurring ritual of middle aged men who are smart enough to be mad at how their favourite sport is organised, but at the same time unable to kick the "love of the real game" habit and be done with it.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS

In a world where much of the current governing US elite has been driven insane through decades of being very online some of the best analysts of US elite behaviour are people like Mihnea who have detailed knowledge of the internet spaces that drove them round the bend

Dumpling War, the usual CEE pastime.

Pierogi!

Then the guy took U8 at midnight and concluded that he must save the white people from depopulation.

I'm counting on them unveiling a golden statue of Trump, financed by UAE and Saudi Arabia.

"Stuffed Ukrainian Pasta" somebody call Mario and Luigi, there's been a murder.

It's only proper American 5% if 99% of it benefits US military tech complex, otherwise it's just 5% sparkling wine from Germany or France.

They're just not built for handling the truth, we got bullied at school and that shows.