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Lives under a bridge. Afraid of goats. Occasionally chatting Argyle on @argylelife1886.bsky.social podcasts.

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The ONLY good thing you can say about the summer window (other than lucking into a decent striker) is that at least we had signings lined up for when it opened…

09.01.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am genuinely disengaged with PAFC currently. Not using my ST. Not on SM either.

But I thought I’d make an exception to note: After blaming the dreadful season primarily on awful recruitment, and retooling that whole operation, it’s great to see the improvement #PAFC have made in that regard.

09.01.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

100% record without the Janner Song.

Coincidence..??

Very probably…

04.01.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Up the Price. πŸ’š

30.12.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

On the one hand you’re saying β€˜you can’t write a team off at this point’ and on the other you are writing 3 teams off…

08.12.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s rare this happens. Likelihood you’re in the bottom 4 at this time of year and also at the end of season is ~75%.

08.12.2025 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that even clearer than a β€˜stonewall penalty’?

02.12.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t be: everyone has been telling me it’s okay to be this big a shambles because we’re run sustainably…

01.12.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜But at least we’re sustainable…’

01.12.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Drug test that man immediately.

29.11.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Convinced the board and Cleverley are playing β€˜chicken’: one refusing or unable to pay; one unwilling to walk.

29.11.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Say we are top of the league!

11.11.2025 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We really don’t. Your eyes do not deceive you.

08.11.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Btw if the club sack TC 1 and 2 games respectively after the (not yet) CEO has released a press interview and public statement fully backing him long-term; he cannot be allowed to take post. He would never have the trust or confidence of a large number of the fanbase, or other execs.

#pafc

08.11.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like that scene in β€˜Hook’ where they had to imagine what they were eating.

08.11.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s the spirit. Now eat your gruel and be grateful.

08.11.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Berne your bridges…

08.11.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Look if you’d just get behind the club it would make things a lot easier for them…

08.11.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you would just get behind the club, things would be a lot easier for them, you know…

08.11.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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2 goal margin.

08.11.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And 2 results from safety. 4 points and 5 goals.

08.11.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hatch at…LWB? Mumba striker?

It’s almost as if this was highly predictable….

08.11.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As it stands, Argyle are 3 points and 8 goals from safety, and only out of 24th on Goals Scored.

By 5pm we could be 2 results from safety after 15 games.

Reap what you sow.

08.11.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Paterson…

07.11.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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DOES ANYBODY SPEAK TO ANYBODY ELSE AT ARGYLE??

07.11.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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1. Tell all the players they aren’t good enough.

2. Threaten them with losing out to Joes Hatch and Ralls. (πŸ˜‚)

3. Play square pegs in round holes again.

3. Lose.

07.11.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Yeah I’m done. Got nothing left. Not sure what I’m supposed to get behind here. I’ll see you all on the other side of this regime. I’m out.

#pafc

07.11.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.11.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thrilled to ONCE AGAIN be told it’d all be easier if we just backed whatever lunacy the club executes like good little proles…

#pafc

04.11.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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