Rob Toutkoushian

Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away

Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away https://theonion.com/fearful-americans-stockpiling-facts-before-federal-gove-1819579589/

Sending good thoughts your way!

I have been struck with something. We all mourn the death of Charlie Kirk. It absolutely was pure evil.

But there have been an immense amount of school shootings… against children.. and the GOP doesn’t show 1/456th of the remorse they demand America shows for Charlie

This week’s main story is about Donald Trump’s grudge against higher education, what we stand to lose if he continues to withhold federal funding from universities, and which unexpected celebrity may hold the key to eternal youth. And yes, we have compelling evidence on that last point. You’ll see.

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They made a spectacle of themselves, for sure :-)

Trump has never cared for us Armenians

Classic Rock is rock music from the 60s/70s, not the 80s/90s.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Just lost the Armenian vote!

My wife and I are in SF for the Grateful Dead’s 60th anniversary shows. A highlight was our pilgrimage to the band’s old house at 710 Haight St.

That’s nuts! 🤓

We got engaged there 40 years ago!

That means you-know-who is on the list

Trump Orders His Face Added To The Pep Boys Logo WASHINGTON—Insisting that he deserved a place alongside the iconic visages of the auto supply company’s founders, President Donald Trump issued an executive order Tuesday adding his face to the Pep Bo...

Trump Orders His Face Added To The Pep Boys Logo

Well, I’d cross the picket line for a Wawa hoagie and soft pretzel. Just saying.

This!

almost ten years ago.
what a different world this would be if people had listened instead of mocking her.

In econ, the questions usually start on slide 1!

I’m shocked: Faculty are getting raises? Not at UGA 😢

Congress should pass the bipartisan BARK Act, my bill to save millions of pounds of perfectly good pet food from the trash and get it to the growing population of hungry shelter dogs and cats.

We can do this. Let’s get it done.

Maybe he meant “acid test”? This is California after all 😀

Cue to investors: Buy stocks, then sell when TACO reverses course

Recession Forecasts Jump After Herds Of Panicked Economists Start Running Off Cliffs

Recession Forecasts Jump After Herds Of Panicked Economists Start Running Off Cliffs theonion.com/recessi...

We used to love Market Basket when we lived in NH. Fresh lobstahs for $9!

Not a single mention of the people who lost their lives in service to our country. Wow!

And to make it worse, Trump gets to keep the plane after he leaves office! It’s not even US govt property.

I once had the assistant director of institutional research attend one of my seminars 🤓

Don’t they know how to put the parking brake on?

I get these emails all the time saying “Pay us $$ and we will review your article in five days.” It would be fast…just not very rigorous.

Hey, for 16 years I’ve been complaining that the thermostat in my office doesn’t work and it’s in the low 60s all year round.