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A meme using a screenshot from the classic Frogger video game. The top text says “FROG JUMPS IN WATER,” and the bottom text says “DIES,” highlighting the irony that the frog character dies when landing in water.

A meme using a screenshot from the classic Frogger video game. The top text says “FROG JUMPS IN WATER,” and the bottom text says “DIES,” highlighting the irony that the frog character dies when landing in water.

15.11.2025 12:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Lagunitas "IPNA" IPA My journey to find a go-to non-alcoholic beer continues. So far, they have all followed the same basic recipe which is to crank up the hops...

I think this is the first time I've ever had a sip of a beer and immediately tasted celery. I taste celery more than I taste any things that I expect to find in a beer.

#Beer #Review #IPA #Lagunitas #IPNA #NonAlcoholic
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15.11.2025 01:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car.
They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?" "No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.
The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35."
Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"
"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger.
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.

Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car. They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?" "No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies. The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!" The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?" "We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger. The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.

14.11.2025 11:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Left Hand Belgian White Nitro Wheat I do not recall exactly what the last nitro beer I had was. They are so infrequent that I don't even bother having a label for them, but ma...

First sip is, honestly, not great. I think the carbonation that these beers normally have lends itself well to kind of cutting the grains in a wheat beer pretty well.

#LeftHand #Nitro #Belgian #Beer #Review
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14.11.2025 02:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A cartoon shows a snail wearing sunglasses next to a tiny two-story house, talking to a gray mouse. The snail says, "Check it out, I built a second floor." The mouse asks, "Does that work?" The snail replies, "Physically, no. I cannot travel between the floors," and then adds, "But financially I am in debt now."

A cartoon shows a snail wearing sunglasses next to a tiny two-story house, talking to a gray mouse. The snail says, "Check it out, I built a second floor." The mouse asks, "Does that work?" The snail replies, "Physically, no. I cannot travel between the floors," and then adds, "But financially I am in debt now."

13.11.2025 11:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Noca "Livin' Lemonade" Mango Lemonade The downward slide has to stop. In fact, it will stop here, one way or the other. This is the fourth, and you can go back and see how things...

You have likely guessed that the beverage looks kind of like lemonade, but it's not got all the little bits that make a good lemonade.

#Lemonade #Review #Noca #Mango
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13.11.2025 02:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A framed poster shows a pie chart and text that reads, “1/3 of our operating budget goes towards financial aid.” The pie chart, however, is inaccurate — it shows a large dark red portion labeled “60 million” and a small yellow portion labeled “20 million,” making the total look like 80 million, not one-third. The visual misrepresents the stated statistic.

A framed poster shows a pie chart and text that reads, “1/3 of our operating budget goes towards financial aid.” The pie chart, however, is inaccurate — it shows a large dark red portion labeled “60 million” and a small yellow portion labeled “20 million,” making the total look like 80 million, not one-third. The visual misrepresents the stated statistic.

12.11.2025 10:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A cat looking through narrowed eyes with the caption, "Why in the world would I want to thank the vet?"

A cat looking through narrowed eyes with the caption, "Why in the world would I want to thank the vet?"

11.11.2025 11:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dogfish Head "30 Minute" Light IPA Inevitably, I need to go over the other IPAs of this line that I have tried. The 60 minute IPA was very drinkable, and I thought it was gr...

The problem with these kinds of low calorie beers is that they tend to inflate the hops, and the result is a very biting beer that doesn't have much flavor.

#Beer #Review #LightBeer #IPA #DogfishHead
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11.11.2025 03:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A picture of a B-2 bomber in flight.
R2-D2 can be seen in his usual position behind the cockpit.

A picture of a B-2 bomber in flight. R2-D2 can be seen in his usual position behind the cockpit.

10.11.2025 12:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Noca "Livin' Lemonade" Blueberry Lemonade We are on the down slide for these beverages. The straight lemonade wasn't great, but it wasn't the worst lemonade. The follow-up pink lemo...

First sip is relatively bland, but it is certainly inoffensive. The blueberry is doing something to give the flavor a little bit of a nudge, and the lemonade was already pretty drinkable.

#Lemonade #Review #Blueberry #Noca #Livin
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10.11.2025 00:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A world map titled "Prevalence of colour blindness around the world." The entire map is shaded in red with three categories in the legend: "High," "Medium," and "Low." However, all countries appear to be the same or very similar shades of red, making it impossible to distinguish between the categories.

A world map titled "Prevalence of colour blindness around the world." The entire map is shaded in red with three categories in the legend: "High," "Medium," and "Low." However, all countries appear to be the same or very similar shades of red, making it impossible to distinguish between the categories.

09.11.2025 13:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Noca "Livin' Lemonade" Pink Lemonade The first one just didn't match up to the competition . This one might add enough pizzazz to jump ahead, and I certainly hope it does. I t...

It's my understanding that the main thing that pink lemonade has that differentiates it from regular lemonade is, and you'll probably not believe me and have to go searching on the internet yourself to try to prove me wrong, that it is pink.

#Lemonade #Noca #Review
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09.11.2025 02:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A humorous text meme on a dark gray background reads:
“Doc: do you smoke or drink alcohol?
Me: i did NOT know smoking it was an option.
tell me more.”

A humorous text meme on a dark gray background reads: “Doc: do you smoke or drink alcohol? Me: i did NOT know smoking it was an option. tell me more.”

08.11.2025 12:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Noca "Livin' Lemonade" Classic Lemonade Another lemonade for me to try. It's hard to come up with a hard lemonade that can stand up to... regular lemonade. I was absolutely sure t...

The smell is.... spiked lemonade. There isn't a lot more to say. I mean, it's not carbonated, so they dodged that bullet. Other than that, it looks exactly like lemonade does.

#Lemonade #Review #NOCA #HardLemonade
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08.11.2025 00:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Half Batch "Pedro Fresco" Mexican lager I've babbled for a while about the sheer number of immigrants from the south that we have here in Tennessee, so I'm not going to go into th...

First sip kind of tricked me at first. I got the distinct impression that this was going to be skunked just as I took the sip, but there was no skunk flavor in it.

#Beer #Review #HalfBatch #Pedro #Mexican #Tennessee
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07.11.2025 01:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Armstrong, especially after
what he achieved winning
seven Tour de France races
while competing on drugs.
When I was on drugs, I couldn't
even find my bike.

 — Tricky

Armstrong, especially after what he achieved winning seven Tour de France races while competing on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike. — Tricky

05.11.2025 10:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Abomination "Very Foggy, Very Demure" IPA I feel like I should be drinking this on a foggy night, but it is early evening in the middle of summer in Tennessee , so I am unlikely to e...

First sip is, indeed, a good beer. In fact, I would go so far as to say this is pretty great. It may even tip the scale into excellent.

#Beer #Review #Abomination #VeryFoggy #Very Demure #IPA
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05.11.2025 01:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Never let anyone tell you
what you can or cannot do

Just look at Beethoven, everyone
told him he would never be a
musician, just because he
© was deaf. But did he listen?

Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do Just look at Beethoven, everyone told him he would never be a musician, just because he © was deaf. But did he listen?

03.11.2025 11:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Humorous instructional cartoon showing a dark, hooded, skull-masked figure (resembling a reaper or villain) demonstrating proper lifting technique while handling a bloodied, shrouded body. On the left, marked with a red X, the figure bends over with a rounded back. On the right, marked with a green check mark, the figure lifts with bent knees and a straight back, illustrating good ergonomic posture.

Humorous instructional cartoon showing a dark, hooded, skull-masked figure (resembling a reaper or villain) demonstrating proper lifting technique while handling a bloodied, shrouded body. On the left, marked with a red X, the figure bends over with a rounded back. On the right, marked with a green check mark, the figure lifts with bent knees and a straight back, illustrating good ergonomic posture.

01.11.2025 08:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Halloween display of wooden black cat decorations with orange and white lettering meant to say “Trick or Treat.” Due to the decorative script font, the word “Trick” looks like “F***,” creating an unintentionally funny effect. The caption above reads “Font matters.”

Halloween display of wooden black cat decorations with orange and white lettering meant to say “Trick or Treat.” Due to the decorative script font, the word “Trick” looks like “F***,” creating an unintentionally funny effect. The caption above reads “Font matters.”

31.10.2025 07:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Go "The Story" Double IPA It's been a few minutes since my last review of a non-alcoholic beverage, and I'm not sure any of these have been what I would call particu...

This needs to be more beer-flavored. It definitely would not confuse me into believing it was a double IPA.

#Beer #Review #Go #TheStory #DoubleIPA
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31.10.2025 01:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A blue cartoon shows two stick figures talking. One stands next to a desk with a computer and asks, “Did you fact check this before reposting it?” The other responds confidently, “I don’t need to. It agrees with my preconceived views and biases so it must be true!” The comic highlights confirmation bias. The website “thelogicofscience.com” appears at the bottom.

A blue cartoon shows two stick figures talking. One stands next to a desk with a computer and asks, “Did you fact check this before reposting it?” The other responds confidently, “I don’t need to. It agrees with my preconceived views and biases so it must be true!” The comic highlights confirmation bias. The website “thelogicofscience.com” appears at the bottom.

30.10.2025 10:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Common John "Straight & Narrow" Golden Ale The last Common John beer just didn't hit me where it needed to, but that's not going to rub the shine off of this little brewery that coul...

I would call this pale yellow. I might go so far as to call this very pale yellow. I might be convinced that this is a light beer. I may even accept the idea that this is a macro-brewery light lager

#Beer #Review #GoldenAle #CommonJohn
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28.10.2025 20:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A humorous magazine clipping reads, “Apparently it costs the NHS over £300,000 a year to remove foreign objects from people’s rectums. Why aren’t we removing British objects instead? Was Brexit all for nothing?” It’s signed “Gerry Paton, London.” The background features a stylized Union Jack flag.

A humorous magazine clipping reads, “Apparently it costs the NHS over £300,000 a year to remove foreign objects from people’s rectums. Why aren’t we removing British objects instead? Was Brexit all for nothing?” It’s signed “Gerry Paton, London.” The background features a stylized Union Jack flag.

28.10.2025 12:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hoof Hearted "$60 Nachos" Double IPA On the face of it, $60 for some nachos seems very expensive. That said, I'm not sure where they encountered these nachos. I have had food fr...

First sip is unquestionably good. It is very smooth, very well balanced, and the fruits are giving a lot of flavor without engendering the entire thing with bitterness.

#Beer #Review #HoofHearted #DoubleIPA
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28.10.2025 01:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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