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Mike Mattice

@mmattice.bsky.social

he/him - Principal Software Engineer, pythonista, hacker, security enthusiast.

86 Followers  |  337 Following  |  22 Posts  |  Joined: 17.05.2023  |  1.9071

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Ah hahahahaha... 🫠

06.11.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I must be in a different left. I don't see much AS over here.

06.11.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To their right? Aren't they in the middle of it?

06.11.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Corey even

21.10.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm glad it was a decision and not anything else.

12.10.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How much smoller could you get?

12.10.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

06.10.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 19758    πŸ” 7469    πŸ’¬ 137    πŸ“Œ 376

It can't be as dumb as what is currently coming out of people's mouths while in elected office

04.10.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perfect month for this declaration of ignorance

03.10.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the opposite of instant gratification?

19.09.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reading the documentation is pretty elite behavior

19.09.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

😞
More fuel for the fire.
I wish I could say I trust any of this though, since they really shouldn't be letting these bits of information out to the press.

17.09.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Who's saying he was on the left?

17.09.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Obviously. I don't post much here. 😏

16.09.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Which locals are we talkin' 'bout?

16.09.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The year is 2033. I press my fingerprint to the scanner to verify that I am a human; it pricks the finger, scans the blood, then chirps happily: "human detected".

Relieved, I tell the AI "okay, generate the resume and submit it for me please".

InterviewGPT works for a moment.

"Done" it purrs

1/n

21.04.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

OpenRepublican?

24.12.2023 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it bums me out when i see pictures of people i generally think well of, and who i think try to be caring towards others, unmasked in places like public transit, in airports, and on planes.

like, i get it, you’re not worried about getting sick.

but *you* could make travel safer for others.

23.12.2023 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 378    πŸ” 96    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5

Everyone is so cheerful about their big holiday get-together plans and I’m glad they’re looking forward to a nice time but it’s also a bit like watching a slow-motion giant pileup on the interstate and feeling socially obligated to smile and wave as the cars speed toward it πŸ₯²

23.12.2023 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 470    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 4

😞

21.11.2023 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How're your LC symptoms doing?

21.11.2023 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did a double take watching Upload and seeing @greatdismal.bsky.social as a guardian of a library. Telling people that books may have information in them that may contradict their opinions. 🀣🀣😘

06.11.2023 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Sooner, eh?

21.07.2023 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If it's mostly Plex, it runs well enough in a docker container next to Medusa.

05.07.2023 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

me, as a junior programmer:

i do hope i write something useful one day! wouldn't it be cool if people used my stuff!!

me now:

i hope someone sees this line of code and regrets their life choices. i hope this code emits psychic damage. i hope this code ends up memorialised in office folklore

08.06.2023 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 163    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

😬 I'm glad my risk assessment was reasonable, but it sucks to find out this way. I've been staying in places that have doors to the outside directly and opening them up for a while to flush them out any time anybody else has potentially been in there.

03.06.2023 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The front of a Wendy's around here.

18.05.2023 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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