jacki

Six minutes is a very long time when you’re waiting for pizza rolls

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I’m trying to get her to see that being happy and unbothered is the best revenge, but that’s an impossible ask of a twelve year old.

Having to explain to your sweet kid that some people are just miserable assholes, and there’s not much they can do to change it, and they’ll run into those type of people for the rest of their lives is a very hard part of parenting.

They can invest $50 billion in me; I’m stupid, too!

Oh! Yeah mine is done in conjunction with my annual, but at a different day and site for just radiology

Really??? I’ve never not had a gown. Once I get in the room, it has to come off, but in the waiting room??

In a hospital gown, before my annual mammogram

Annual PSA and in deep honor of my wonderful, brave, beautiful late cousin:

Please get screened, every year.

People have told me I look like her and I’m like… why would you say that to me lol

Trump ex-ally I named Ty Cobb, and a poster wondered when us “yanks” would remove the president. Ty Cobb is also the name of a very famous baseball player who played the Detroit Tigers. (This is a baseball joke)

Cobb was a Tiger

Lots of places to spend your hard-earned dollars on baseball content and the good news is one of them was just removed from consideration.

Anonymous asked: According to your logic it's ok to hope that the best team does not win because you personally dislike them for no reason! ok sure! aurelia-dobre answered: Yes, this is literally how being a fan of any sport ever works

thinking about the ancient text

I mean I can sing it and go “AAAAND NOW”

Ahhh so that’s the “do do do (low do) do do do do” song lol

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Nah, she’s just neurodivergent and has hyper fixations lol

See I’m not getting that reference lol

I grew up same general area I stayed, southwest suburbs. Takes about 15min to get to Chicago proper’s south side.

When the Bulls were winning, I watched the playoffs and celebrations, but even then I was focused mostly (who am I kidding, only) on baseball.

a man with a mustache is sitting in front of a purple wall and says `` in a book '' . Alt: White: “in a book”

I’ve heard that somewhere before

I’ve been told there will be popcorn showers

Plans are beginning to come together for my basketball friends to take me to my first NBA game.

I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t nervous about the squeaky shoes putting me into sensory overload, lol, but I’m still excited.

Oh you don’t say

Amy Klobuchar announced she’s running for governor. Call her today and tell her that if she wants your vote for a position of executive leadership, we need to see her lead in the Senate. The current list of ICE reforms Dems are proposing aren’t enough. Tell her to whip her colleagues for more.

Hell yeah

The mall cup design
YOU KNOW THE ONE

Happy Bridgerton Day to those who observe.

Weren’t you and Roxy/Celeste supposed to take me to a game?

Beep beep (derogatory)

You stole my Jesus fish!