Jean

if only 😔

hey I mean that doesn't look so bad (sucks you have to write that shit in javascript tho)

overpopulation is a huge issue, we need to just start killing people #thanoswasright

is everyone ready for the eternal panopticon

yknow the most annoying part of mastodon is that you can't use custom emotes from other instances, like let me put a nixos logo in my bio or a rainbow cat or something next to my name it would be so cool

goodnight random stranger on the internet

i hate tumblr coded transphobia at least 4chan coded transphobia comes with helpful illustrated soyjaks to explain to me what the hell they're trying to say.

nymag using "fujoing out" reminds me of this post

okay

Picture of pizza on reddit with the caption: This would get me banned in Naples... but I'd still serve it. 🍕🔥

Backyard oven. Salami. Cashew Proper leopard spotting. I know the Neapolitan purists will say "Too many toppings." "Not traditional." "Wrong balance." But honestly? If it tastes good, who cares about the rulebook? At what point does tradition become ego?

Feeling a sort of horrible awe at this person writing (with AI?) about their pizza like a linkedin startup person

PIKACHU NOOO YOU HAD SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR 😭😭😭

pretty wild that NOW republicans are calling for de-escalation of political tensions, thats been the trump era rights entire thing! the way they call for violence and eradication of trans people, palestinians, is gross. they’ve been the most complicit

Lmao

Jonathan Blow can Witness this dick and Blow me

It's actually not I can only access it on data ._.

BLUESKY IS FINALLY BACK IN MY AREA WOOHOO

Listening to 50s music and doing housework, channeling my ancestors rn

To lantibulate indefinitely is untenable, nay, impossible.

I feel as though this is inaccurate because we all know javascript is down. In hell.

I can't believe it...

Sometimes you have to first girlfail to eventually girlsucceed

You have to girlpersevere

This new JID album fucking insane, does the man EVER run out of flows???

JavaScript's only use is as an ABI layer between the website and my wasm binary

1. They need more workers to drive the capitalist machine, lest is collapse (as it's prone to doing).
2. A dumb, misinformed population is easier to control.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm hurting myself on purpose. Do I want the pain, or am I afraid of it's absence?

final stop on the crazy train 😔

I'm tired of existing primarily as an ephemeral voice in this consensual non euclidean torture machine that we call the internet