Gxdzilla

Dog appreciation post

a where's waldo audio book would go CRAZY

Twins! 🐈‍⬛

He looks a lil drunk ngl

So this is pretty cool: I think I’m the first national news correspondent to switch my chyron social handle from X to Bluesky. 💪🏽

Metal: Everything sucks, but I have my rage.
Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger.
Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive.
Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty.
Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it.
Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.

There's a heated debate about audiobooks vs. physical books taking place in the comment section of my most recent post, and I haven't been called a racial slur or had my life threatened yet. A girl could get used to this 💙

Truee, I haven't got a spam dm yet either

Can't argue with that

The best way to let someone know it’s really cold outside is to shake yourself and say “hjbbbjhjbbb!” when you come inside

Is it just me or do way more randos follow people on here compared to twitter

i'm always so fascinated with music.. like how did you create this with your brain and your hands and your voice like wtf?!

I have to wait until my cat is done with her games before I can watch tv

This is me at a book event at my author table. Send help. Zero books sold. 😕 The only person who has stopped to chat wanted directions to the books about air fryers.

Won pub trivia for my team at work today because I knew the tiebreaker question was a trick question.

My colleagues rejoiced. "How did you KNOW that???"

"I can't remember," I demured.

But I can in fact remember: I just didn't wanna tell them I read it in a One Direction fanfiction in 2013. 🤡

How many of these do we have?

You want an “emo” girlfriend until she keeps you up till 3am making you quiz her on how quickly she can guess the twenty one pilots song, it’s me, I am said (not really anymore) emo girlfriend

He’ll forever be guilty.

My friends think I make too many graphs

But I know where to draw the line..

adobada tacos (left) and lengua tacos (right)

i moaned a little

Sometimes I have some super deep dark thoughts about wanting revenge because that seems easier than equality.

Anjanath has really become one of my favorites???? Like legit I REALLY like it's pink. Also the stupid ah sounds it makes when it whimpers IS ADORABLE. The snot being combustible is so silly yet ACTUALLY COULD BE REALISTIC???

Legit I want Anjanath to be a mainstay similar to Diablos.

One of my air pods is at 79% and the other is at 13%. How is this possible? Is one ear using more power than the other? Seems a little… ear-y

Yup. Tricked, I tell ya.

horror movies that rely on building layers of the plot rather than relying on jump scares >>>>

Momma & Waldo