T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭

"Let's get you out of the house! We'll eat ass, touch grass. C'mon"
-Me

Found out why my psychiatrist orders lipids and glucose tests. And it's not just because I'm fat :D

A starving orange cat

Me, avoiding my cat who's decided it's time to be fed #cat

I have a discord now! Im hoping it'll be a place to talk about writing and other projects please join if you love writing or hate the government
discord.gg/psqJjQS3b

Liberals will happily repeat all sorts of denigrating shit about trans people and treat us like our rights are negotiable then gasp in horror when we mildly tell them to stop.

Like how dare we not just die quietly for them

I'm tired of Christianity. Why couldn't they actually read their damn book? Yeah it's got fucked up shit but that love thy neighbor schtick? Primo.

a little girl is making a sad face with her eyes closed . Alt: a little girl is making a sad face with her eyes closed .

People dont die once they turn 30. Let people enjoy things.

I measure my success as a writer by how many people try to scam me.

When I re-release my books theyre going to be stunning

Hmm. I did good. I need to do better but I did good.

Still waiting to have my shit together tbh

Professors seemed so old back then. But not really! My favorite professor was 26.

I need to redesign my cover. But thats fine. It was a draft. Im not an artist. I'm a doodler at best

XDDDD lmfaoo

a cute cartoon cat is sitting on a pink background with the word yay written on it . ALT: a cute cartoon cat is sitting on a pink background with the word yay written on it .

I hope you enjoy it!

I'm designing the cover for Home Elf Care. I'm not a PARTICULARLY good artist but atleast I'm not a fucking ROBOT

Haunted by the Shattered Sun Without the strongest man in the world, it should have been happily ever after.Anatoly, a roboticist supervillain, finds himself grasping at straws one-handed as he struggles to come to terms with him...

www.chirpbooks.com/audiobooks/h...

:DDD

My audiobook for book 2 is supposed to be out today! Please check most places audiobooks are!

Today is hell. (Confirmed Apple Books and Chirp!!)

Other places... have them sporadically.

A blonde man with a receding hairline flips you off with a cigarette in desperate need of ashing. He is wearing a suit with ethereal cigarettes behind him.

Hey @beleth-gnat.bsky.social drew me a picture of The Millipede! Go check her art out!

And go read Diplopoda Dawn for free if you want to know his origin story as #2 to The Centipede.

Wtffff??

Remember like over a decade ago when a lot of gay people brought up how straight women intruding on LGBT spaces was making them less safe for us and we got called misogynistic.

I'm just thinking about that a lot right now.

Same dawg ;-;

A beautiful pedophile killing supervillain with long curly hair cackles in front of lab equipment

I would do anything to make Anatoly real. The Epstein files would already be out, we'd have victims redacted, and everyone involved would be dead because it'd be his personal hit list.

But he's just a guy I made.

And my power fantasy is making pedophiles pay.

Art by @velvetpuddle.bsky.social

Im literally cackling dude

I CUT 10K OF MY FANTASY NOVEL BECAUSE IT WASN'T WORKING. LORT JEEBUS HALP NOW I HAVE A 50K FANTASY NOVEL.

Christian Jod are you there? I promis not to call you a bitch this time.

If ICE comes to my door I will simply answer naked, holding my largest dildo. And if I get shot up, my friends will know I went down swinging.

The hardest part about eating borscht is remembering red poops. The rest is great.

They elude meee

Looks like I need to put SOMEONE down for a nap. (It's me. I'm so fucking cranky)