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(Outro)
So here's the tale of Twitter's big dive
And how we all chose to stay alive
On Bluesky, where the sky's so bright
We'll keep on tweeting and flying to new heights!

(Chorus)
We said bye to Twitter, it's no longer fly
Elon's still tweeting, reaching for the sky
We packed up our tweets and bid it adieu
Found our new home on Bluesky, where the sky's so blue

The users were friendly, and the memes were on point
No more crazy tweets, just a social joint
Elon's still on Twitter, doing his thing
But on Bluesky, we can all chat and sing

(Verse 3)
I joined the migration, left the chaos behind
I don't need a place where serenity's hard to find
I landed on Bluesky, the new social scene
Where the posts were coherent, and the background was clean

(Chorus)
I said bye to Twitter, it's no longer fly
Elon took over, made us all sigh
We packed up our tweets and bid it adieu
Headed over to Bluesky, where the sky's so blue

But the timeline was chaos, and the likes were askew
Tweets filled with memes that made no sense to review
I knew in my heart that it was time to move on
To a new social network where sanity's not gone

(Verse 2)
I begged and I pleaded with Elon one day
But he just kept tweeting in his own strange way
He said, "I'm sending rockets to the moon and the stars,
I'll make Twitter great with my electric cars!"

(Chorus)
I said bye to Twitter, it's no longer fly
Elon took over, made us all sigh
We packed up our tweets and bid it adieu
Headed over to Bluesky, where the sky's so blue

When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got one little DM, and my heart went aflutter
Elon Musk bought Twitter, and the platform's in the gutter

In Silicon Valley, born and raised
On the Twitter feed, I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, tweetin', retweetin' all cool
And making some hashtags by the Twitter's old rule

(Verse 1)
Now this is a story all about how
Twitter got flipped, turned upside down
I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how Bluesky became the new social affair

I asked ChatGPT to write a parody of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song about what's going on and this is what I got...