Michael 🦦🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺

Jade's set at Glasto should be studied.

it is PERFECTION.

if I wanted to buy a refurbished/second-hand MacBook Pro, where's the best place to get one from?

I'm currently looking at CeX and Back Market, but maybe I'm missing somewhere better...

so we're all agreed that All Stars 10 is turning out to be surprisingly good, right?

has anyone else in London been suffering with the absolute worst hayfever today?!

oooh, are they still taking on new clients? I've been thinking of doing the same recently!

I'm seeing this on Thursday and I cannot bloody wait

if I wanted to buy a refurbished/second-hand MacBook Pro, where's the best place to get one from?

I'm currently looking at CeX and Back Market, but maybe I'm missing somewhere better...

what is it about flying that brings out the worst in people?

it's also baffling when people are rude to flight attendants for just trying to do their job.

don't like the rules? then don't take the flight!

CUNTISSIMO MARINA · CUNTISSIMO · Song · 2025

well this is just incredible

this little bastard has been the bane of my life today

Last One Laughing on Prime Video is genuinely some of the best funny telly I've watched in AGES

if anyone I know got Lady Gaga tickets today and has any to spare, I'd be very happy to buy one from you 🥹

this week feels like it's been eleventy years long already and it's only bloody Tuesday

if I wasn't at work today I would have absolutely busted out the gay springtime uniform

I am hysterically jealous! I bet that first day of spring there is utterly GLORIOUS.

anyone who knows me well knows I don't really like hot weather, but the heat and sunshine today in London have been restorative.

I feel like an entirely new person.

(also yes I know it was only 19°C and still a bit windy, but let me live).

Perfect Celebrity Lady Gaga · MAYHEM · Song · 2025

this is BY FAR the best song on the album (after Abracadabra and Disease, obvs)

just watched the final episode of Big Boys and I am an absolute fucking mess

me whenever I listen to Run Away With Me by Carly Rae Jepson

I am seemingly very behind the times... did you enjoy it?

I have 'Evenings & Weekends' in the queue to read, and hear very good things about it.

Style (Taylor's Version)

I will *never* skip this

let's dance at your birthday!

such a banger! I'm so excited for the album

Abracadabra Lady Gaga · Abracadabra · Song · 2025

it's giving ARTPOP b-side and I'm obsessed

haha! I've thought the same before, but the lady next to me (in a middle seat) was very lovely, and we chatted a bit as we were getting seated. I enjoyed making a new friend!

fun fact: the oldest gay bar in the world is Centralhjørnet in Copenhagen, Denmark (no prizes for guessing where I am right now)

isn't there something so nice about making friends with the people you're sat next to on a flight?

I appreciate the heads up - now I have to decide if I want to cry in front of strangers on the plane 😅

I wish more would do that!