Tree 🌳

Can I join you?

I would eat Mexican street corn with you in your bed.

Bring back rumpus rooms.

Got your ass… I guess?

Hello.

So you have daddy issues too?

Do it.

The enuchs tale.

Is Ohio a Midwest state?
Is Minnesota?
Colorado?
What the fuck defines Midwest state? They should probably just all be Mid.

Don’t disown ur own.

Maybe you’re the one that’s insane. We all welcome @mortythern.bsky.social as our timeline overlord here.

You are very nice… [pukes] I tried

At least your hot

The voices in my head are very loud sometimes. Must keep fighting to remain in control…

Good night. May your delta waves be forever in your favor.

And hot… it’s ok to tell someone that. It doesn’t mean you gonna eat them. It just gives them the option to let you.

Right? I love this for them tho… and prob cause we all a little jealous.

The cadence and rules of engagement in a conversation are just as important as the words. They all function together to create better understanding. This is where simple translation is worse than failure, because it makes you believe you know what they are saying, when you may have no idea.

The Fins described their Indian counterparts as rude and obnoxious because they talked over each other, while the Indians described the Fins as aloof and cold. Turns out they were just waiting for a break in the conversation that never appeared.

Heard an engineer give a talk once about working between other engineers in India and Finland.

I make vegan banana oat pancakes… only I’m not V, so I use eggs. Recipe on cookie and Kate. It’s like eating banana bread pancakes w very little processed sugar. All from bananas or a bit of pure maple syrup. Yum!

What about the foreign earned income tax exclusion? Do you benefit from that?

Good night. Life isn’t that bad. In fact it’s better because you exist.

Pancakes or waffles?

Not Epic. Not even close…

Art of of a skeleton in a black cloak holding blue flowers.

Good night. I love you.

GN, May your subconscious bestow the best version of your dream self tonight.

GN, May you know deep sleep and awake refreshed.

Just a dog wondering why he’s wearing this white and blue hat… he would very much like to nudge you and gets pets.

Why do we still have countries? Can’t we come up with basic human rights/values enough to not fight over fake borders? Humans take eons to change. Sigh.