cashews are the soggy cigarettes of the nut world

triathlete? gee i sure hope they’re trying

overheard my dad talking to his lawyer about his financial insolvency and last testament. dad told the lawyer to willem daforclosure ://

don’t rlly understand mao. little red book? isn’t to whole point of a book to read it

who up luiging they mangione

you know in ze movie titanique wen ze ladey says to jacque “ooo paint me like one of your french girls.” to me zey are juust geerls

mRNA? is there a msNA in the picture?

one thing about the current state of things is they really make you think about the current state of things one thing about current state of things is they really make you think about the current state of things one thing about current state of things is they really make you think about the current

anyone know who that guy who looks like jean claude van damme from that movie sudden death is?

a friend told me life is just one big ocean liner you’ve just got to ride it

the atf is sipping haterade

my hobby is my passions. my passion is my hobbies

been thinking a lot about squirrels recently……

best thing about satan is his pillowcases are good for my hair