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madeleine

@pocketbook.bsky.social

i am 1 inch tall

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Submissions open 🏃‍♀️

10.08.2025 18:01 — 👍 54    🔁 23    💬 4    📌 2

ira just tried to shame and condescend me for not remembering what book the girls read together in little women (pilgrims progress)

22.12.2024 05:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i hope i get the harebrained scheme i asked for for christmas

22.12.2024 04:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just remembered olivia newton-john died. devastating

14.12.2024 02:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ira made me oysters malloy for dinner ❤️ (raw oysters with raisins in a hot sweet cream sauce)

03.12.2024 23:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

taint mcrae

30.11.2024 02:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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this is emeril

24.11.2024 04:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

is it presumptuous to ask if there is any familial relation between jon hamm and john pork

21.11.2024 01:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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happy #WanteaterWednesday everyone

20.11.2024 13:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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does anyone still cook Roast, potatoes, onions and carrots anymore?

20.11.2024 04:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😭😭😭😭😭

20.11.2024 04:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i am getting 300ccs of beauxtocks in both the eyelids for a springtime (allergenic) rejuvenation treatment

20.11.2024 01:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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bad news. a witch has turned jstor into a rabbit’s foot keychain. please check your pocket to see if he is in there (candid below for reference)

18.11.2024 04:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

finally

17.11.2024 06:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#mymitten

17.11.2024 06:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

should i have spaghetti and meebles for dinner? or raw green beans and salt

14.11.2024 18:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thelena Thursday…. but she won’t even see this post

14.11.2024 18:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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the meteorite, the meteor and the meteoroid when a bone’s thrown from the void that lies quiet in offering to thee

10.11.2024 04:30 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

🚨 just learned british people call cursive “joined-up handwriting”

10.11.2024 01:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i had a childhood notion (before eating them) that pickle was a sort of brown/green somewhat transparent shiny spread that you would have to take a spoonful of when you were ill in some way

10.11.2024 00:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I Need To Crunch… I Need To Munch

07.11.2024 22:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

does anyone know where i put my grease

07.11.2024 05:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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clocked

07.11.2024 05:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ur so brave

04.09.2023 00:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

attending a performance of the national choir of 2,000 young fathers this evening

04.09.2023 00:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

GREAT day for names

02.09.2023 01:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ur going to run out of fish

02.09.2023 01:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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feeling really cow hoof bottle tonight

31.08.2023 02:39 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Shrimp cooking Dua Lipa in new video.

29.08.2023 21:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

chihuahuas are no longer classified as dogs, through genetic analysis their closest relation has been determined to be Kitten

29.08.2023 21:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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