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My message to Trump: Your message of bigotry won’t work. Somali Americans are here to stay. 💅🏾

For my Chicago neighbors, here's the petition to sign to oppose the delivery robots: nosidewalkbots.org

this post sponsored by a flight cancellation and surprise 6 hour drive 😌

#mybed my beautiful saatva mattress i love to be in here

i LOVE my bed i love my bed

All chess is 4D chess that's why they have that time clock thingy.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

women of the metropolis coffee in terminal 5 you are my shining star

only one way to find out

do isopods taste like shrimps

tortugini dragonfruitini

ebay is my best friend

product photo of vintage silver colored metal (probably tin) teacups with a glass insert. The silver bottom part of the cup and matching saucer are stamped with a vaguely floral texture

actually so psyched about the teacups i sourced for this

photo of a decadent feast table on stage as styled by Paige. A 3 tiered tower of food featuring oysters, fruits, and sweets is at one end. Ornate silver teacups litter the table. Also featured is a red and gold drinking chocolate set, and some cut glass stemware with half-finished cranberry juice posing as wine. The table takes up the left half of the image, while the right half of the image features extensive trompe l’oeil painting on the deck of the stage itself.

come see the misanthrope this weekend thru december if you even care about feast table props ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

www.eventbrite.com/e/the-misant...

this sounds like a great idea. luckily there are no extremely serious consequences to providing false information to the Internal Revenue Service

two if my tables at the restaurant got in a screaming match outside today during my shift AND we won a prestigious award #duality

update there are one million of them and lola actually needs to start eating them like chomp chomp lady

oh my goddd

how are you gonna be on a homophobic rant in the discount fabric store smh it’s wall to wall gay people in here

real thing that happened btw

right and when i reference the reading from two weeks ago they ask me “how did you do that”

first year of design school be like

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ok sorry the BRAIN is the king of the glands

is the thyroid the king of the glands

i was speeding by on the bus and gasped

Photo of the awning of a nail salon. It reads “nail gallery” in white text on a black background in a typeface mimicking what I can only describe as popular girl handwriting. the I of Nail is a hand with the pointer finger pointing up. The pointer finger itself has been chopped into three small pieces, in a way visually elongating the finger. The Y of gallery is a foot. The G of gallery is capitalized while the N of nail is not

dope and inspiring graphic design happening at nail salons

yayyyy

Ellis is on the bench.

"What the fuck man?"
"Fuck you, motherfucker"