Rory V

Screenshot of Gengar giving a smug smile in Pokémon sword and shield’s Pokémon camp mode

Screenshot of Gengar giving a smug smile in Pokémon sword and shield’s Pokémon camp mode

love this face gengar makes

My husband asked me what the difference between a komodo dragon and a monitor lizard was, and I almost said the monitor lizard was more lizardy

Things become clearer when you figure out that the purported autism-fixing leucovorin (it doesn't work per actual science) is available at one of the biggest herbal companies, iHerb, which is -- here it comes and I know you're not surprised -- owned by...

Dr. Oz

All of this is just lies for grift.

My leg could fall off tomorrow and I'd be like "that's probably a symptom of giving birth" because every other weird thing my body has done in the past 8 weeks has been a postpartum symptom I've never heard of.

I switched from Spectrum Internet to a local-ish fiber optic Internet company and then moved to a city that the company doesn't work in so I have Spectrum again.

God I hate Spectrum so much

I can't keep being surprised when there are LARPers who are annoying. It's literally the hobby where socially awkward people are forced to interact in person.

Just woke up to the baby crying in his crib and saw my mostly asleep husband trying to pause him with the TV remote

"Sitting 'normally' is uncomfortable. Guess I'm just bisexual like that!"

*Actually has mild scoliosis*

Happy Pride!

The way nonbinary people and their partners define their sexualities will always trump what "makes sense" to a random person online.

All sexualities have the potential to be attracted to nonbinary people. Not all nonbinary people will be comfortable dating all sexualities.

Sabrina Carpenter discourse be like "Omg I can't believe a woman who sings about sex put on a concert that was inappropriate for my child!"

And then the same woman makes an album cover that implies slightly kinky sex and everyone acts all shocked.

What about this is surprising?? Are ppl just dumb?

*makes a Pinterest board full of chandelier ideas because the dining room at the new house has a ceiling tiddy that doesn't actually illuminate the room, knowing full well I'm going to go to the store and buy the first one I see that's not immediately ugly*

Yesterday someone compared autistic masking to the way ChatGPT generates responses and I was so offended I couldn't speak

My favorite type of misogynistic man is the kind that goes "I'VE DONE MORE FOR WOMEN'S RIGHTS THAN YOU HAVE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE YOU STUPID DUMB LITTLE GIRL BITCH."

Somehow I don't think that's true

Biphobic lesbians need to decenter men

People will use literally anything to be biphobic during pride month

You can't even make over exaggerated jokes about biphobes because they just actually act like that unironically

Happy Pride Month to all the gays except the ones calling Jojo Siwa straight or an ally

Bi, Pan, and queer people are allowed to be in different-gender relationships during pride month and don't have to hide themselves away so the "real queers" can have the spotlight.

She can be cringe and queer.

squidward floating in a bubble, sitting, hugging his legs as he closes his eyes and dozens of seagulls fly around him in the bubble as a threat

daydreaming about my OCs and stories to get me through another day

You're weird. Hope typing this out made you feel good or something

When I was in my twenties, I was repeatedly denied a medically necessary hysterectomy because I might “meet a man who wants kids”.

I was left completely disabled, forced to undergo six surgeries, multiple blood & iron transfusions to preserve a diseased uterus for a HYPOTHETICAL child.

🧵

I used to have a dog that if you blocked her into the kitchen or the bathroom while she was trying to throw up, she would retch but hold it in until you let her out and then she would puke on the carpet.

Why do people think "Many people who have ADHD get drowsy after drinking coffee, so if this happens to you you might want to get tested" means

"ALL adhd people fall asleep when they drink caffeine so you FOR SURE have ADHD if this has ever happened to you"

That's not what I said, learn to read

I'm on your side. Make snide responses to someone else

Grotesque isn't strong enough of a word

Tell me this is what God would have wanted

I got a temp ban from reddit because "it should be legal to suplex doctors who say ["we can't remove your fallopian tubes because what if your future husband wants kids"]" is inciting violence apparently.

Why is the Internet like this now

Are high masking autistic women speaking over you or are they just speaking and you don't like it?

here comes the slow brothers

Don't forget misogynistic because a very large chunk of the time an autistic woman doesn't have an official diagnosis because we didn't even think girls could be autistic until recently and many doctors still act like this