Offspring: “I feel bad for Jesus”
Me: uh, why?
Offspring: “they couldn’t go swimming.”
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@debshots.bsky.social
I’m not even supposed to be here today.
Offspring: “I feel bad for Jesus”
Me: uh, why?
Offspring: “they couldn’t go swimming.”
🤯
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16.01.2025 03:16 — 👍 31 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 1That stupid inauguration photo of Trump
Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters II
18.01.2025 18:44 — 👍 57 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 1Absurdly excited about #hamletgrandtheftauto
17.01.2025 02:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I’m on a Boat” is 15. There. That’s a thing you know now.
15.12.2024 01:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I do. Cuddles on demand. They hate it but they tolerate it because I feed them. 🤣
24.11.2024 03:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dang. Uh. Remember to drink water and blink I guess. Good luck!
24.11.2024 03:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I can fix that” hits harder than “As you wish” I will not accept any arguments. #holes #princessbride
22.11.2024 19:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A little leathery, soft, not slimy or squishy. This one really liked pets, like a puppy, it was so sweet.
18.11.2024 02:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Introduce yourself with 4 video games
18.11.2024 02:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was never good at the-place-that-shall-not-be-named, doubt I’ll be good at this place. But I prefer it. So there’s that. Have a photo of me petting a shark at the Catalina Island Marine Institute.
18.11.2024 01:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Post a pic YOU took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
16.11.2024 16:16 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0People of Bluesky! Let's get to know each other better. What is your favorite movie? Quote share your answer in GIF form
16.11.2024 04:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A spoof of an infographic showing a map of Europe, colour-coded by which countries will offer food to visitors. The caption is "Will the detective investigating your murder be sad?" The Nordic territories are labelled "sad", Northern Europe is labelled "sad & wet", Eastern Europe, Southern France and Northern Italy are labelled "sad and drunk" and the Mediterranean nations are labelled "sexy". It's less funny when you explain it, to be honest.
Will the detective investigating your murder be sad?
07.10.2023 17:22 — 👍 8365 🔁 2317 💬 185 📌 260