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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

repost of da monkey boy for no reason in particular

This is genuinely how the internet feels nowadays

watch phantom of the paradise

Now.
Now, we have reached the absolute.
There is nothing left for us here.
Let's erase this pointless world, and move on to the next.

Leather drawing a Promotional Stunt for Myths are 100% True. Tortino talks about how it's for the Steam Flash Game Vibes 2026, and Pekarovic informs you that the game's on sale at 20% off. This is because he likes money and wants more and more!

All of y'all were right about the looking like a Flash game thing!
'Myths are 100% True' is part of Steam's #FlashGameVibes 2026 !

It's also 20% OFF for the time being!
That's like... 12 dollars.

If you haven't bough the game yet, now's a good time!
store.steampowered.com/app/3047510/...

You can't be talking like that Red Baby.

"Giraffes are no longer my favorite animal." Creepypasta 80K views • 2 months ago

Writing class is funny because we have to come up with ominous taglines for mundane activities, and it comes off like this

maybe i can be a little mischievous weirdo after all. hue hue hue hue

lalala this is a character i made recently its name is hyrum. i'm using it for a dnd thing! soon. soonish. it's supposed to be cool but it plays video games instead all day sorryyyy the two week minecraft phase was actually two decades

:3

But They Were Both Bottoms

lalala this is a character i made recently its name is hyrum. i'm using it for a dnd thing! soon. soonish. it's supposed to be cool but it plays video games instead all day sorryyyy the two week minecraft phase was actually two decades

spongebob bothered about queer representation in the new tomodachi

Ness, from Earthbound. My headcanon is that he's a bit of a chubby kid. I mean, he eats cheeseburgers from the trash and is the slowest party member.

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They're all so McLovin coded... ever since I saw this animation I wanted to dub it so bad
Original Animation: simulationimitateslife (TikTok)
Voices: Me :D
#movieunleashers #starters

some days all i want's to be the weirdo within me heart. sigh!

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Normalsville vs. Miami

“Which came first: ranch or cool ranch?”

demanding hugs and kisses as a vulnerable little thing so i can trigger cuteness aggression and bait you into my counter, killing you

i can see.....forever!

Giegue / Gieeg with Porky Minch

The best of the worst #MOTHER1 #MOTHER3

Calvin and hobbes doodle