Schafe

Someone's told him that writing

In single lines

Like this

Is authoritative

But if you do it all the time

It's incredibly annoying

And comes across like a racist haiku

ICE’s only tools are violence and intimidation. They will attack you, and they will threaten you with legal consequences, but when it comes to actually imposing those consequences they’re actually on a pathetic nationwide losing streak.

New Omnisis poll of Gorton and Denton by-election gives Greens a *two point* lead over Reform and four points over Labour.

Basically neck and neck and within margin of error.

Hannah Spencer (Greens): 22%
Matt Goodwin (REF UK): 20%
Angeliki Stogia (Lab): 18%
Charlotte Cadden (Conservatives): 3%

Don't congratulate John Roberts or the Supreme Court.

Congratulate Rick Woldenberg, the Chicago-area leader of Learning Resources, an educadtional toy company that had the courage to sue the president of the United States to save his family business.

As well as everyone else who stepped up.

Labour lost three by-elections yesterday - all to different parties mobilising disaffected voters on their liberal left flank: Greens (see below), Lib Dems and Plaid Cymru.

Starmer/McSweeney strategy of marginalizing the left flank to go after socially con Reform curious continues to backfire

"He wasn't actually arrested for--" WE KNOW. THEY ARE NEVER ARRESTED FOR SEX CRIMES. Society dngaf about protecting women, and women know that. We're just happy he was arrested at all

My 11yo daughter just walked in the room, looked at the tv, and said "is that a meme." I get she's new to internet culture but no. That is Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant smoking crack. It would be a fire meme tho

engaged with your insta to try and help the boost.

I only wish Virginia Giuffre could see this. I wish she had gotten justice in her lifetime instead of repeatedly being punished for seeking it.

insta is a bit of a mess because of algorithm that needs gaming. (you being quiet for a spell will put you at a disadvantage plus it pushes more video based content now)

You know I’ve not liked a trans person before and managed to not devote my life to transphobia because of it

it depends, the lack of algorithm on this platform means things get lost without constent reupping.

When my brother won’t let me be a pedophile even though mum said he had to

Uh, maybe the priority should be, “Mr. President, here’s something you don’t know, but you really should know about”?

notorious radical left communist rag says tax the rich

I'm in politics for people like my Dad.

His dad who was Finance Director at the English Electric Cooker Company and Managing Director of Cannon Industries?

His dad, whose startup company went on to turnover millions and who privately educated his son?

Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X! See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.

1 Guy: I'm not book smart, I'm street smart. 2 Other Guy: Sure you are. 3 Guy: A road's main function is transportation, while streets facilitate public interaction. While this may seem trivial to you and me, the distinction is crucial to urban planners. 4 Other Guy: oh damn a street genius

We made a comic about street smarts (this is one of my favorites we've made).

Thread.

Really great column

Calling it now: the US political media's treatment of AOC is going to make their treatment of Hillary Clinton or Al Gore look like a model of balance and discretion.

It took until the game against Italy for England's net run rate to be positive despite winning 2 games prior to that.

Not looking strong for the super 8.

"We regret to inform you that Larry the Cat has been mentioned in the Epstein Files 357 times."

I'm not especially opposed to driverless cabs, but I'm fucked if I'm giving up my ancestral British right to cross the road anywhere if it's safe for me to do so. "Jaywalking" isn't a thing or a crime here, techbros, so your magic cars will have to learn to deal with that.

r/analytics • IOh We just found out our AI has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up. Support So we've been using an Al agent since November to answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations, everyone loved it. I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this entire time. Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing plausible sounding percentages. I only caught it by accident when someone asked me to double check something. I started digging, and holy shit, it's bad.

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

My first memory of being ill is when I had measles as a kid

The morbidity and mortality of this disease allowed to run unchecked is high. Children may die

This is engineered by grifters & bad actors, exploiting parental concerns

Wish I’d had the vaccine.
Protect your kids by vaccinating them now

Maintain my view that the real two tier policing is "easy things Vs hard things".

an ai built an app for my ai start-up and i, a guy you've never heard of with an ai start-up, personally thought the app was pretty good! here's why it's time to kill your wife:

This is what the gop is going to face for the next 3 years. Stuttering delusional old white guys dumbfounded when someone replies “of course I am in favor of my constitutional rights, why do you hate this country?” every time they assert the secret police should be able to kill you for talking back.