DeWalt Ladder™

Oh bungus of the pumpkin, bless our foul lives with your holy embrace. For we are not worthy and filled with sin.

Been out of a job since July. I counted the amount of apps I've put in through Indeed, LinkedIn, Glassdoor, etc.

584 applications.

1 interview.

No call back.

Rejection emails are a near daily occurrence.

I'm so tired.

No, water created me to get uphill.

I'm taking applications to join my cult.

Make checks payable to riding ladders till ascension LLC.

Fuck it, sign me up. I'll take two transgender please, and thank you.

Sorry we had to cancel your cancer treatment, but the Secretary of Defense had to fly all the generals in so he could call them fat.

Nuh-Uh! You're a Cockremover. (⁠灬⁠º⁠‿⁠º⁠灬⁠)⁠♡

Some mf used me to get on a roof today.

Can't trust no one.

Good luck getting your blade through all my aggregated aluminum 😏

Slungus

Watercolour painting of six different types of bread buns shaped like bunnies on a plain white background

Bun buns 🐇🥖

I have heard the rumors.

Some of you own Werner™ ladders.

While I cannot take any official actions, know that you are dead to me.

Sometimes I think I’m a lil weird then I scroll Bluesky a bit and I’m like eh I think you’re alright

Yes, I see what you mean.

But have you considered doing therapy about it?

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

I knew this was a thing, but I still hate it.

Stink zone enlarged

Me, a ladder, basking in the morning sun

Felt cute. Won't delete

Cosplay: stunning 😁
Trigger discipline: amazing 🥵

Marx was ahead of the curb. Mf was rizzin

THE PACK WELCOMES ALL CRANKING

Forgive me comrade 🤦‍♂️

Democratic Socialist Association
Monsieur LADur iz veary tiuurd

Tried to look up local DSA groups. Gonna need to get an archaeologist to study some of the dinosaurs I'm seeing. frfr ong

I don't know y'all, I'm starting to think communism™ looks pretty cool

Beat me at my own game lmao

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.