Tonight, my spouse declared our cat the chairman of the Ways and Toe Beans Committee. How are you?
19.09.2023 02:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Every time I eat a cotton candy grape I am again aghast at the shitty grapes of yore.
12.09.2023 01:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I just saw hors d'oeuvres spelled as horderves and that might as well happen.
08.09.2023 23:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Our cat gets “special night-night time” with lots of pets when I go to bed and now she purrs when I get undressed and it’s super awkward.
07.09.2023 02:28 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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