Josh Holden

I get this reference!

“Freedom Footlong”

Filed under: chart crimes

Remind me what state is he from again...? Oh wait, is it the one with 4x the homicide rate of NY...?

As the old saying goes:
The hardest thing about Harvard is getting in
The hardest thing about MIT is staying in

All this needs is some catchy branding! How about:
"Supplemental Labor Assisting Valuable Employers (SLAVEs)" ?

Yes! - The National Guard cosplayers could sleep in the lobby of a building, and the main event would be an historic reenactment of "The Taking of MacArthur Park"

Everyone knows exactly who Jeffrey Epstein would have endorsed

1Q 2025 global plugin sales by OEM shows BYD with 24.2%, Geely with 11.2% and Tesla with 8.2%

It's even worse when you look at plugin OEM sales in 2025Q1
source: cleantechnica.com/2025/05/06/t...

This is Jedi-level parenting

How about, if his guess is closer then yours, he gets an ice cream, but he has to do the math to show it.

Better yet, a SUPERMAJORITY

Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.

A 16-point national D swing would put every R Senate seat in play except WV and WY. A sweep of everything except those two would yield 67 D Senators... an important number that makes a lot of things possible.

"Black White Arms" meme with "Donald Trump" and "The Grinch" agreeing on "Fewer Toys for Kids"

A perfectly executed heel turn!

“Bibi Netanyahu’s Series of Unfortunate Events”…?

It does make you wonder if he knew the penalties might be coming for X, and moved it into the AI company beforehand? I mean, does X have that kind of cash? X is almost certainly not worth what X.AI paid for it, even before the fine

"The beatings will continue until morale improves"

If the function is:

Imposed Tariffs = ceiling(- min(Deficit / (2 * Imports), -10%))

then it is correct in all 185 cases. The fact that they rounded up Switzerland from 30.2% to 31% is just so telling...

I grew up in Brooklyn in the 70s and 80s. I was the victim of an attempted mugging exactly once. Turned out he was pretty embarrassed about it, once he realized we knew each other.

Serious question: Is this the first time a Convicted Felon has given a speech at the DoJ ?

I would bring a carton of eggs with me.

JD - Have fun sleeping on the couch tonight!

Oh, wait...

Fantastic choice! I go with orange bitters and a luxardo cherry, personally.

In fact, Steve Jobs was previously forced out of Apple (by John Sculley) in 1985

Never forget P’Nut !

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Trump and Democrats are in complete agreement that tax rates on billionaires should not remain the same!