🔧Alan Wrench🔧

you're already seeing & will see more stories about how various attempts at reducing energy use "aren't working," etc -- those are propaganda. this is fantastic

a man with glasses on relaxing on a recliner(?), coffee table beside him, coffee in hand, a computer and sound system on a desk in front, a palm tree in a pot close by.

illustration, oh!x, magazine (1990) archive.org/details/OhX-...

Old floppy drive with printed label 'Works, but makes Sad Noises'

Got my performance review.

a kid with a 'cartridge belt' strapped across his white t-shirt, joystick in hand like a pistol, standing like a cowboy in a standoff. 80s humour.

cartridge belt, fake item "$45.00" (1983) archive.org/details/elec...

Never mind his Wikipedia page, I just found out the OFFICIAL MODRETRO WEBSITE makes the connection between its' products and human suffering plain as day. There really are absolutely no excuses for people saying "I didn't know!"

you are cringe but you are free

just found out that if you ever selected "ask app not to track" you're no longer eligible to be raptured

Will people be raptured according to class?

we should go back to making games where they take place entirely within a screen built into some kind of horrid machine like you're peering into the game world from some sort of alien contraption

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

BREAKING — Notices for the Disney+ price increase went out at noon ET today, confirming my scoop from last night. Details: www.vulture.com/article/disn...

What I would give to go swimming in a pool rn ……

Philly Drag Moments That Snatch My Rella

hand reaching out of the computer screen and rubbing a raccoons head

when you’re nice to me online this is how it feels

really wanna watch undert4le stream but im on vacation and ill cry :,)

Perfectionism Doesnt Lead Anywhere.

he just got a drag dad

shigeru miyamoto's 'seal of disapproval' (styled purple text font with black shadow). his serious face is in the middle of the seal and to the right the words 'he hates you' in small black text. white background.

lamenes, website, excerpt (2001 - 2002) lamenes.myrmid.com

toby fox: * I like to be inspired by random slop and roll around and roll around

I love do drag be gay

Folks, you can't report the United States to its manager. There's no superhero coming to save us.

We don't need one giant act of heroism. We need millions of small acts of solidarity. Help one person in your community for nothing in return. Then, do it again. And again.

That's the revolution.

Bruh if we were 21% of the population a LOT of shit would be different

We shouldn't let people forget the hatred and calls for violence people spread during the days they thought an lgbt person was responsible.

This is, uh... interesting.

And just got more interesting.

company men are looking through large piles of resumes, sorting through applicants. caption: "hey, this guy from ucla has a lot of drive....his grades aren't great, but he made over 3 million points playing pac-man!"

cartoon (1982) archive.org/details/OnPa...

Happy Diva Baby FFS Day

Oct 12, 2022 - Screen grab of a tweet from Jason Campbell: Still from the Charlie Kirk show Charlie speaking. Underneath the quote from Charlie reads a quote from Charlie’s broadcast that day: “I can’t stand the word empathy, actually. I think empathy is a made up New Age term that does a lot of damage.”

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