Commonwealth of Cassiopeia

A boner eclipse of the fart

me not being able to live on my Mars line in LA

Literally just say you’ll legalize weed and won’t let congresspeople trade stocks. Literally just do that.

‘Coyote vs Acme’ releases in theaters on August 28, 2026 🍿

i'm not ordering doordash (crowd cheers) because uber eats has better buy 1 get 1 deals (crowd boos) which aren't actually a good deal (crowd cheers) unless i'm okay with eating 4 breakfast burritos in a row (crowd boos) which i am not (crowd cheers) unless i meal prepped them myself (crowd boos)

They legally cannot do this - Robin Williams has prevented use of his likeness since before AI became the chimera of the apocalypse it is today. There was a lot of talk about it when he passed. RIP my favorite actor forever.

sometimes the heritage and history you inherit are way more fucked up and colonial than you thought! preening tech billionaires are ruining the planet! fuck the pentagon specifically! drop {spoiler} to his {spoiler} from a height! these are all great

so happy for MJF that Happy Gilmore 2 is better than I expected

The dumbest most boring and hateful losers stomping their feet and getting whatever they want is getting really really old

I think some people have trouble seeing fascism as anything other than 1940s Germany.

But I think 'people going to a comic convention needing to have a plan in case the government's goons show up to disappear people' is a pretty good demonstration of what it can look like in 2025.

Hans Zimmer will compose the score for ‘Euphoria' S3 alongside Labrinth 🎵

cackling

just posted myself singing for the first time on my IG story 🎶

They’re eating the files, they’re eating the flight logs, they’re eating the list. 😉

The official account for Elmo has been hacked

Meanwhile, over on X:

Yes I was working at Cartoon Network when everyone ganged up on leadership via a giant Zoom. Truly a sight to behold. No notes as always.

gangster shit

Rosie O’Donnell, Rick Moranis, John Goodman, and Elizabeth Perkins

It’s 1994. A time traveller from the future warns you that someday an actor from the Flintstones movie will be deemed an enemy of the state. Who’s your first guess?

It’s a great day to remind us of this quote.

“Porco Rosso” ❤️ he is the hero we need.

Word

a gallon of PURE LUBE

found this at the back of the warehouse

Damn that would be a great re-read

The problem is not parents taking their kids to see slop. We ALL watched slop as kids. The problem is a lack of options. Our society hates children, and it's reflected by subpar offerings for young audiences and a general deprioritization of investing in children's media.

it’s “read your saddest Notes” o’clock

In the spirit of Mother’s Day, here’s a clip of Björk two-piecing a reporter who was stalking her and her baby.

look at the moon

Just a word of advice to the newer artists out there if you can do a job competently then you don5 need to call yourself "aspiring" anymore. If you're selling your works then don't sell yourself short.

My high school show choir choreographer made us do that

horrrrrrrible dream / nightmare last night 😔 the kind that fucks up the next day