Brian Bear

I’m holding out for Nintendo to actually implement a 2D mode. Fools errand I know but I really really don’t want those goggles.

Just a chill guy on his mac and cheese car

They made a movie about this.

Leon is dead because I died playing as him in the RE4 remake and didn’t reload my game

Goat was a ton of fun! Cliche story, but the animation and design brought it up a ton. I really enjoyed it.

Unfortunately it loses 1000 points because they did not have the guts to make a movie about a goat and NOT use the goat scream.

Going to see Goat today. It’s interesting how many talking animal movies we’ve been getting lately but not the same kind of talking animal movies we all got tired of in the mid 2000s.

That’s not Tasha Yar naked! It’s the hair bear bunch!

mmmm, boy

Happy Valentine’s Day buy my Mac and cheese car

Rediscovered something I quoted often as a kid into adulthood but had forgotten where from.

Based on the lumpy Jason from goes to hell

13 friday

True. It just feels like a LOT. Maybe they'll handle it flawlessly, who knows.

Aaaah! I have to stop looking at this shit or else I'm gonna spoil the movie for myself!

Feels to me like Peach and Toads plot is going to be traveling to different galaxies doing god knows what so we can see this games' stuff and then THIS game's stuff and so on. You know like a road trip through cameoville.

Then Mario and Luigi dick around with Yoshi, becoming babies at some point.

So weird that so they're cramming so many Mario games' worth of characters into this one movie. I feel like they're gonna make a billion dollars and make more sequels regardless, so why do all of this at once?

I know we love our deep cuts and characters we haven't seen in a while but god damn.

This movie is looking more and more bloated with each passing detail

Maybe it'll happen today

i know

Virtual boy headset can be used with any game if you dont care about your eyesight

Timelapstis the fire monster

Gigantis the fire monster

Very Nintendo hire this man energy, only even less imaginative.

Posts that are unironically proudly saying “This, THIS is why we need AI” and it’s just like an uncanny AI video of the ninja turtles and x men in a wrestling match.

“Guys we NEED AI for this incredibly pedestrian idea we all came up with when we were 6.”

Time lapse

Raymond Burr

Treasure goblin