Simon Dame

Ooh, yeah, you see one tradcath scurrying around, that means you got a larger infestation. Prob'ly got a whole nest behind the holy water font.

While many of you are likely yelling "GO PATRIOTS" or "GO RAMS!" I'm yelling "GO TISSUE FACTOR activate factor vii!"

Yes.

rogers no. 13 grapes, painted by l. c. c. krieger

rogers no. 13 grapes, painted by l. c. c. krieger

Don't be down, my demeanor tends to disappoint
It's hard enough even trying to be civil to myself
Please forgive me for my distance

we're not doing the stuff in the image anymore, we're leaving "actually anti-social behavior is fine" in the dustbin of woke 1

He was in a barbershop quartet, as I recall. His senior yearbook has a photo of him with a straw boater perched precariously atop his Louis XIV 'do.

NBC | NBC News Special Report "Assassination of John F. Kennedy" | November 22, 1963; 2:00pm

I’m listening,,

Shoulda let Jim Davis write the screenplay for that Silence of the Lambs sequel from 2001

(Stuffs fist in mouth in vain attempt to prevent the inevitable outburst)

GODDAMMIT IT’S “DEFUSE”

Park Slope in bio and mf is talking about swimming out to that brooding reef in the sea and diving down through black abysses to Cyclopean and many-columned Y'ha-nthlei to dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.

Sure buddy, I'll believe it when I see it.

God, my uncle with dementia has gotten so much mail from her hitting him up for money since her husband’s death.

Biden was a private citizen during that time; what specific useful things could or should he have done in that capacity?

Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though

Frame #42400 from S04 -E02 - Chen and Sakai Spotlight-628196

Roger Ailes and his consequences

YouTube video by isonyared Morcheeba - Blindfold - Big Calm (1998)

Morcheeba-Blindfold

liberal and leftist American women in 2026 are not beaten dogs and I do not think they will act like beaten dogs

idk why people think women are easily cowed, most of them look at the single animal most likely to kill them and go 'i'm gonna fuck it'

Frame #54450 from S02 -E23 - Anglerfish-627714

A phallus and a little guy both carved out of basswood

Penis

Also penis

RARE PERSONAL LIFE POST: I got some woodworking tools for Christmas, and for my second-ever whittling project, I made…a dong. I’m using the veins to practice relief carving.

Honestly could see the first quote coming from Sophia

A phallus and a little guy both carved out of basswood

Penis

Also penis

RARE PERSONAL LIFE POST: I got some woodworking tools for Christmas, and for my second-ever whittling project, I made…a dong. I’m using the veins to practice relief carving.

I think it was in the “apology” he posted after he got outed as a creep? Literally “it’s my birthday, please don’t be mean to me”
Why do I remember this lore

Yah there were a few waves of drama iirc; I got here just after a Poster’s Discord where they workshopped their jokes got leaked & some other creeps got outed, and something else had happened with…Kafui? Is that the name?

Adam Cerious! I remember bc I joined Bluesky just before he, Terence & cocaine ramesses got outed.