Skylar, chronically exhausted

I have solo’d every boss in Nightreign.

All issues are skill issues.

Veyran secret talrand

I crave release from this Tartarus of the soul

12 treats for ¢50
So I got 84 for $3.50

*sigh*
FINE

*sigh*
FINE

Counterpoint
1: creatures your opponents control lose indestructible and hexproof until end of turn

You’re my favorite sicko

Tezzeret just fetches shadowspear

Me, reading LotR at 11: these guys are WEAK CRYBABIES

Me, at 28, having been two different genders other than my assigned one, rereading Children of Hurín for the fifth time:

Also I don’t think you’ll get filtered.
Rally potential and blood vials make bloodborne more forgiving/ rewarding an aggressive player

Oh yeah lol cleric beast has hands

Yes

That’s just the symptoms of being a schizoid 🙂‍↔️

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CW: Raw meat and animal fat Image depicts cut animal fat with some meat still connected placed into a 12qt stock pot on a stovetop

CW: Raw meat and animal fat

The best perk of the current job is that my manager gives me meat trim and other waste bits for free. I now get free wing tips for my stock.

It’s Tallow time in East Tennessee

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This is you building decks

Call me Jimmy Johns the way I cum freaky fast

It’s time

Banana
Cat for scale

You’re statistically more likely to lose because of an early sol ring swaying threat address.

Feeling overwhelmed with everything today.
Grief, stress, anger, anxiety.
I don’t know.
Shit is bleak and I don’t really feel like doing this shit no more.

Do you like your pork chop carb control wrap hamburger or hotdog style?

Finding out your favorite brand of tortillas also has a carb control tortilla is like finding out the popular girl does anal

You got tired of her telling you to hold the flashlight, huh

Good, cottagecore is just romanticized colonialism

GIVE US VISIBLY QUEER CHARACTERS WITHIN THE ART

I ain’t got no type, al dente is the only pasta I like

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> Marry your pasta
ITALIAN SPOTTED

Imagine if Malenia could parry