🏳️‍⚧️ Soda Of the Bone Variety

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no spoilers but I knew the winner was my guy the second he sauntered on screen. incredible vibes on that dude

I just assume ever bodiless penis I see in porn is attached to a woman.

i literally mainly just get consistent games by going to a local weekly event and hanging out with the same magic pod every single saturday forever because scheduling shit sucks

whatever. goad my scarab

sighhhh just cleaned the bathroom. can i bounce on it now or what

okay TRUE i like it *in concept* but especially with like. "oh cool now i have to track storm count but not include creature spells in it, every turn", and with some effects bringing in new prowess creatures mid turn that have their own count because they missed prior triggers... awful

all right thats it ive had it with you *sucks you off scary style*

honestly only even remembered because ive been looking for *any* way to give Taigam, Ojutai Master a 3rd colour (i love him but i don't need another azorius deck) and it *does* have a crew cost matching his power...

this format looks cool as fuck and i have already had the horrible realization that thanks to the Dr Who set i can now legally run the RMS Titanic in the command zone... is it thematically appropriate for the deck it's going in? no. but it's funny as all hell.

Kikuri Hiroi

meme image macro. black scientist holds a beaker of green liquid. top text: finally. bottom text: rightist infighting

hearing that the 4chan site-destroying hack was orchestrated by one of the super freak 4chan offshoots

Which, hey, I got time—

neuron activation........

#art