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Latest posts by simontov.bsky.social on Bluesky

"how's work going"

well we discussed turning a group chat called 'idea incubator' into 'the world's worst newsfeed' or perhaps 'DEFCON 1' because it bums us out so much to look at it

25.04.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison GREENBELT, MDβ€”Decrying the deportation as β€œwholly lawless,” U.S. District Judge Paula Xinis ruled Monday that the Trump administration had three days to return her to the United States from a Salvador...

FROM THE ARCHIVES:
Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison

25.04.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4860    πŸ” 939    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 96

there’s now only one reliable source of Supreme Court commentary

23.04.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 928    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 2

love to get letters from the government asking if i’m jewish

23.04.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1692    πŸ” 382    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 8
Hands Off Baltimore City

Hands Off Baltimore City

Hands Off Baltimore City

Hands Off Baltimore City

Hands Off Baltimore City

Hands Off Baltimore City

Hands Off Baltimore City

Hands Off Baltimore City

Hands Off Baltimore City

19.04.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 235    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

i beat all the odds and went to a bar i’ve never been to by myself and stayed even after it wasn’t clear where to sit or what to do after i walked in please clap

21.04.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m getting van hollen pilled

20.04.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 39632    πŸ” 4770    πŸ’¬ 488    πŸ“Œ 174

jd vance killed the pope

21.04.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 360    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 4

why won’t they let me watch prince of egypt

20.04.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Article from The Chaser, Jul 9th 2022:

Picture of three young women in skimpy sportswear playing volleyball.

Headline: "Trans person likely upended whole life to gain advantage in volleyball competition, reports idiot"

Article from The Chaser, Jul 9th 2022: Picture of three young women in skimpy sportswear playing volleyball. Headline: "Trans person likely upended whole life to gain advantage in volleyball competition, reports idiot"

20.04.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1839    πŸ” 287    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

a jew walks into his fiancΓ©s family’s easter brunch

20.04.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

black mirror eulogy has me on the fucking floor

20.04.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Extremely proud of my Senator for ignoring both the Trump administration and feckless Dems who called Kilmer Abrego Garcia a distraction. He went into a dangerous place and put a lot on the line.

Now bring him home.

18.04.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2351    πŸ” 259    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 4

you're telling me ALL all things go presale tickets sold out in 14 minutes

17.04.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
HULK WILL SLEEP NOW, AND MAYBE WHỀN HULK WAKES UP -- 
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- EVERYTHING THAT HAS MADE 7Y HULK TIREQ WILL BE CHANGEDT

HULK WILL SLEEP NOW, AND MAYBE WHỀN HULK WAKES UP -- I argutie - EVERYTHING THAT HAS MADE 7Y HULK TIREQ WILL BE CHANGEDT

17.04.2025 07:43 β€” πŸ‘ 195    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

i’ve never been into drag race but danny got me hooked on suzie toot

17.04.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Steve Kerr wore a Harvard basketball shirt after the Warriors’ win tonight: β€œYes, this is me supporting Harvard. Way to go. Way to stand up to the bully.”

16.04.2025 07:09 β€” πŸ‘ 66477    πŸ” 11404    πŸ’¬ 1113    πŸ“Œ 1041
The official callsheet for Game Changer: One Year Later lists Henry the Pig, with an adorable picture of Henry in his cowboy hat.

The official callsheet for Game Changer: One Year Later lists Henry the Pig, with an adorable picture of Henry in his cowboy hat.

bottom of the callsheet, top of our hearts

15.04.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2426    πŸ” 156    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 6

what a horrible feeling it is to pay taxes to this infernal country

15.04.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3216    πŸ” 324    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 24

back working in politics and using this is my only way of avoiding making a twitter again

15.04.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BONUS: What's New With RFK Jr.? - Maintenance Phase Debunking the junk science behind health fads, wellness scams and nonsensical nutrition advice.

@michaelhobbes.bsky.social & @yrfatfriend.bsky.social have done two excellent episodes about what an absolutely deranged weirdo RFK Jr is, fyi.

29.01.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 207    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
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From the fednews community on Reddit Explore this post and more from the fednews community

This comments section is the first time I've felt even a shred of hope in eight days.

29.01.2025 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 20433    πŸ” 3856    πŸ’¬ 574    πŸ“Œ 650

discussing how my job is changing in the next few months in a 152 person call feels good and normal

29.01.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Person wrote "clown car" in chalk on sidewalk next to a CyberTruck.

Person wrote "clown car" in chalk on sidewalk next to a CyberTruck.

Note on car windshield: "You willingly gave your money to a Nazi for this ugly ass car?? Fucking nerd."

Note on car windshield: "You willingly gave your money to a Nazi for this ugly ass car?? Fucking nerd."

People are registering displeasure with Cybertruck owners.

25.01.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7274    πŸ” 1560    πŸ’¬ 86    πŸ“Œ 126

it’s midnight and i’m only a third of the way through catching fire do you think i can finish them all

24.01.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

youtube guest mode is a truly fascinating place

18.11.2024 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no one tells you that you turn 27 and can’t play DDR anymore and that’s fucked up

17.11.2024 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i may be getting the β€œi teach 3rd graders” illness of the year

16.11.2024 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can Bluesky be a special different world where RFK Jr simply does not exist?

15.11.2024 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 26835    πŸ” 970    πŸ’¬ 877    πŸ“Œ 74

i just shit a rock and you’re LAUGHING?

15.11.2024 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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