Tim Watts, kick.com/9tim80

NPR JUST GAVE TRUMP CREDIT FOR THE CEASEFIRE IN GAZA.

Are you fucking kidding me??!??

My Kid: Oh no. Hatsune Miku's in Fortnite.
Me: Cool.
Him: No, I don't think you understand.
Me: *thinks* OH GOD.
Him: A 3D, HD model...
Me: Made in Unreal...
Him: It's gonna be worse than Squirrel Girl.
Me: They already got to Squirrel Girl?!
Him: *stares*
Me: OF COURSE THEY DID!

BREAKING: White Supremacist Nick Fuentes, who infamously taunted "your body, my choice," has been arrested and charged with battery after spraying a woman in the face with pepper spray.

His fuck around.
His finding out.

Apparently we can post GIFs now! Anyway here's my Bongo Bongo Cat.

Meme saying I’d like separate bathrooms for MAGAs. I feel unsafe around people who are obsessed with my genitals.

They have a point.

Even if you're not moved by the argument that Twitter is a rightwing cesspool thanks to its redpilled owner, the fact that foreign enemies are expressing concern that they won't be able to use Twitter to manipulate Americans anymore should be enough to warrant the exodus.

Can we call it the Kung Lao System instead?

Well, when put it that way…

I know you're an evil hell-beast, but could you hold it down?!
Playing MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE in the first ever Dis-Comfort Zone, at about 8-ish EST on kick.com/9tim80

If you voted Trump to lower costs, the next four years are going to be a real kick in the pants.

Luckily, you won't be able to afford pants.

Americans voted for low prices and deportations. Who's gonna tell them that labor shortages drive inflation?

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Good morning to Bluesky and another beautiful day to block the shit out of Nazi trolls.

You are the best King 🤴 ❤️ I'll follow all these new friends and RP

What in the flying....?

Instead of Fortnite for the trillionth time I saw a lot of titles in my PC libraries that I've never even got around to playing. Time to fix that. Here's the plan: Spend AT LEAST an hour streaming every game I own but have never touched.

Stay tuned. Soon, departing my comfort zone for:

John Cleese for the win

Project 2025 seeks to ban pornography and video games.

Wait till they find out they cant fuck around anymore.

Thank all that is holy for Bluesky 🦋

This doesn't get publicized enough. Bluesky's best feature?

Sharable, one-click block lists!

Here's a few I've found:

Hey!

If you stream on KICK drop a reply. I'm building a Starter Pack: go.bsky.app/BftU9vu

We'll send a search team if we don't hear from you in like six months.

Andrew Tate tried to infiltrate our beautiful Blue Sky & didn't last 1 Scaramuuchi here

Well done, Motherfuckers :-)

If this counts: I cashed in a half-day of personal vacation time so that I wouldn't miss a Fortnite Live Event.

Wait a minute, which game am I playing again?

#DungeonsAndDegenerateGamblers #Balatro

Yes. You should.

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right wing trolls coming to bluesky begging for morsels of attention like