Fully woke. Wurundjeri country. Aussie Rules Geelong Cats

Filled out my business insurance policy this wk.

New Qu.

"Are any of your staff based in the U.S?"

Seems like the risk of U.S-based employees being thrown into an El Salvadorian Gulag for being gay, brown-skinned, bad hair cut, has appeared on insurers' radar.

#auspol #cancelAUKUS

Americans still think they’re gonna get a 2028 Presidential Election.

Fuck you Kennett.

Donald is surrounded himself with incompetent, corrupt people to avoid unflattering comparisons.

Huh. Turns out an armed populace doesn’t do anything about tyranny at all. Whoopsie.

At what point does the military step in? Isn’t that what often happens in dictatorships where the dictator goes insane? Isn’t the US military supposed to have a plan for everything?

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Elon Musk tweet: We spent the wekend feeding USAID

Imagine you were the richest man in the world. You could have anything you wanted, go anywhere you wished, do whatever took you fancy. How would you spend your weekend? Depriving the poorest people in the world of food and healthcare and boasting about it?

How many people who just shrug at this are the same people who posted a useless status update on fb claiming rights over their photos…

I’m thinking that Venn diagram is a circle….

Congratulations on reaching the point where crimes against humanity are now inside the Overton window.

Well done journalism. You really did your job well. So fearless. Sleep well. (I mean, you have been asleep for decades now so that won't be an issue).

Vladimir Putin just shuttered the Kremlin's "Destroy America Project," conceding, "We tried hard, but we are nowhere as good at this task as they are."

Business life 😹 6 bankruptcies.

Peter Dutton crawling up Trumps arse.

Fails to mention January 6 2021.

Fails to mention releasing 1500 insurrectionists and criminals.

Nobody is gonna buy their Teslas. Might as well take ‘em to the scrapyard.

Oh ABC TV there was NO caravan attack.
It was abandoned, thwarted and 3 arrests so far made.
Buying the Opposition’s opportunistic excessive hype is neither accurate or impartial.

“What about her emails” seems so quaint in the company of nameless faceless random civilians taking over the coding of the US govt computer systems just cause”he said we could”.

If you don't think America is corrupt, Pam Bondi, the Florida Attorney General who took a bribe, was sworn in as the US Attorney General by Clarence Thomas, a SCOTUS Justice who routinely takes bribes.

The most dangerous people of all are the normalisers. This is a classic of the genre.

Is it the Musk effect? Tesla sales slump in Australia and Europe The plunge in Tesla sales comes amid Musk’s increasing involvement in global politics and rising competition from China.

Tesla crashes. Good.

Renaming my house The National Press Club to ensure Peter Dutton never drops in

Oh joy, watching the ABC's flagship current affairs show where Sarah Ferguson ask s"Is there any proportion of the Palestinian people in Gaza who would welcome the chance to be relocated?"

How about no, because there is no such thing an ok proportion of ethnic cleansing? #730

So much evil in one photo it is actually staggering

Good luck with getting rid of these Fascists now, America
#RIPDemocracy

During my former life, I accepted being shot at, dodging IEDs and the occasional rocket…Let me tell you, waking up to yet another Fork in the Road email knowing it originated from a 19-y/o incel at the behest of an oligarch has me enraged like never before.