John Goodman Respecter

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Honestly mad at how good exercising regularly feels. What the fuck.

“I’m daddy’s good boy I’m daddy’s good boy” ok well I’m

I do believe these belong in my mouth my dear

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The Atlantic wrote a piece saying the Epstein Files are not a big conspiracy but then there's a photo of the owner with Maxwell

Hahaha OK that's pretty good.

Sign me up when I’m in your hood 🙂‍↕️🫡

The Fleshlight was designed by Steve Shubin, whose 1997 patent filing for a "device for discreet sperm collection" was- granted in July 1998. Shubin was a linebacker on his college football team, then went to the police academy and worked on the SWAT team in Los Angeles County for about Six years. "I've killed people before. I've done everything. I have choked hundreds of people unconscious" he said, calling the police force his favorite job. Dissatisfied with the pay, he then ran his own power washing company in Los Angeles. In 1995, he filed a patent for a sex doll torso and eventually pivoted to the Fleshlight.

ACAB includes the guy who invented the Fleshlight

There are people in the world who say that there are only two genders: male and female.
But the heart and soul have much more personality.
It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words.
You were born to live freely.
Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

forest spirit

posting is harmless provided you don't take it seriously- the second you start believing you're doing Important Work, that's when the madness takes hold

By god it’s Sunday and I’m gonna get that boy pregnant

Literally didn’t tell you how much of that smoothie got on the floor it pissed me the fuck off. hence the napkin bib

A fat masculine person drinks a smoothie

A text exchange about summer, bear week, and sex

@diybear.bsky.social dreaming of summer in my texts

had fun painting some Twin Peaks to end the year with :') #twinpeaksfanart

I hope fat boys know they're gorgeous and handsome and beautiful and I love them and want to kiss them

It’s called mise en scène

Right back at ya :)

Feeling a bit scrumptious might I add

Of all the easy things you can do to help the environment, conserve water for communities not corporations, not perpetuate scams, support the labor and rights of creators... *not* using generative AI is the fucking easiest. You absolutely deserve to be shamed for using it for image and text creation

Barely but you made it tho!! You better do something good for yourself this weekend :)

A masculine person takes a selfie in a mirror wearing a black shirt that says “Bite Back In Defense Of Trans Lives”

We survived another week divas

i saw

It’s an enriching cultural experience

Hey nice tits big guy! Put them in my mout- I mean put them in my mou- Sorry I mean put them in my mouth please 🥺

Really stunning and textured :)

Digital painting of a nude white woman posing in front of a mirror.

#Feboobary №5
#chipwisemanart
Study of @keylimeplease.bsky.social

Truly a lot. Need to grind it out with you :)

I’ve never found a cock ring that feels just right on me. Big balls plus small dick plus fupa are a difficult fit. That said, that specific pressure still feels good, so when the mood strikes I’ll have fun with rope or straps or whatever I can use to tie up. Anyone else enjoy doing this?

Spoiling the hell out of us