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“Now *that’s* ramennnn” is part of my vocabulary in a way it really shouldn’t be

Screencap from the movie Anchorman, with Brick being asked where he got a hand grenade and Brick replying that he doesn’t know.

Same vibe:

Neelix’s Old-Fashioned Leola Root Survival Stix

It was the first blatantly ace representation I ever saw in media, and I remember getting misty-eyed when Todd was trying to explain how he felt in the diner.

I think they handled it pretty gently subsequently, without overstepping or making it into a joke. It’s not perfect, but I’m glad it exists.

Shirtless fat guy hotel mirror selfie

Hotel mirrors, you know?

Trump Says U.S. Visas Can Be Denied to Fat People From Now On New State Department guidance encourages embassies and consulates to deny visas to people with obesity or other health issues.

If this isn’t the sack of rotting potatoes calling the kettle black…

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A really fat guy lifting up his shirt.

Working on the winter bod.

There are more of us than there are of them.

Clocked and I don’t caaaaaare

A hairy beige cat mascot with green eyes and a red jacket stands in a park.

Kaneta-nyan, a laid-back cat, is the “Chief Relaxation Officer” of Kanetaya Furniture Store in Chiba City. As a professional in relaxation, he proposes a relaxed and comfortable lifestyle. When he eats peanuts, he suddenly starts talking passionately about furniture and interior design.

Belly peek

Welcome to too-short undershirt season

Yeah I don’t think I have the kind of professional background people are clamoring for lol

A digital ad reading “Canada is looking for you”

A digital ad reading “Choose life in Australia”

I’m being recruited by other countries, so I guess you could say things are going pretty well here 😌

Bummer about the Louvre, that’s crazy

Anyway I recently inherited some antique jewelry, and the holidays are coming up, so hmu if you’re looking for some gift ideas or a really luxe Halloween costume (maybe like a French emperor or something idk)

Looking fantastic! 🙌

A tree during autumn with leaves transitioning from green to orange in front of a blue sky poking through white clouds.

🍂

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Sagappa Joe, the mascot of Sagami Women’s University, is a kappa who lives in the pond in the school garden, despite not being able to swim. He is renowned for his shapely buttocks.

I watch a lot of TV. But I haven’t watched terrestrial TV in a while, and I am tonight because of A Sports Thing

I’ve somehow never heard of a single one of the shows being advertised during the ad breaks

This is fantastic 👏

I think the me that is carefully rationing the last of the cream cheese between two halves of the final bagel would have some very choice words for the me that was slathering the start of the tub onto that first bagel like an overzealous bricklayer with a trowel

They put my iced coffee in a large soda cup, and it just feels wrong 😫

Allium buddies

Yeah. But also, I have dreams about running sometimes- I haven’t done it in years but the memory of that sensation lives way back in my brain somewhere 😅

This keeps popping up in my timeline and it’s amazing every time 🤩

Excellent camouflage!

These dumbasses have no idea how fucking unpopular they are outside of their right wing cable news bubble and political rallies full of the most hateful people on the continent