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oh you're a 40 year old that likes my little pony? fuck yeah dude

i wish "age is just a number" wasn't a big pedophile thing because i think that's a baller phrase in every other context

How does she know what any of these words mean

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

The pose? Illegal. The vibe? Criminal 🔥

tumblr activity feed Today Anonymous asked "Drops a baby at your doorstep"

the fuck am i gonna do with this thing

Whaddup! Here's all three parts of my recent LIFE series, with the finale featuring the wonderful @shenanigansen.bsky.social, the father of LIFE itself!!

it is unbelievable how much of a normal and well adjusted person i am

A real thing that happened to me

68.

do voice actors have to set up a safeword so people around them know when they're not recording something and are actually dying for real

Be careful, there is a new scam going around.

If you see a wooden box filled with food, DON'T GO IN. A wall will fall behind you and you'll be stuck.

idk how people do real actual gambling because i feel violent every time i get unlucky in cookie clicker

I don't think there's been a technological advancement in video games that's as cool as the portals from Portal since it came out in 2007.

Something worth noting: Rockstar is leaning HEAVILY on the excuse that the unionising employees were "leaking private company information"

They want people to assume this means game info or assets.

But I will bet you CASH MONEY this translates to:

'they were comparing salaries and work contracts"

an ms paint diagram explaining the differences between old android navigation (with three distinct buttons) and the Google Navigation Suppository™, which you must gently stimulate with gestures to do anything

the only gesture i want to do is "kicking the developer in the balls"

"kill them with kindness" wrong. snail attack

🐌

(the others are on their way but they're very slow)

Ribbick has two rare lines that only have a 10% chance of appearing. You have to max Ribbick's mercy meter by using the "CroakOn/CroakOnX" ACTs specifically to get these lines to show up.

#Deltarune #DeltaruneChapter3 #Ribbick

yall ever have dreams with like years worth of lore and kind of get fucked up a little bit when you find out it's not real

genuinely I think about this all the time

the cards bouncing all over the place after winning solitaire

this must've been so annoying before computers

Screenshot of the top of a Bsky feed, with a red circle around the hamburger menu in the top left.

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

shoutouts to toby fox for just doing this when a platform tells him he HAS to add achievements to his games

In Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story, the characters are deathly allergic to wearing inappropriate clothing. If Mario and Luigi are made to wear Bowser's clothes or vice versa, all their stats drop to 0. It is unknown if this is merely a code quirk or an intentional failsafe.

what if it turns out dess deltarune actually wasn't the greatest person ever and asriel is the only one to ever admit that. like chara undertale

images that spring to mind unbidden, part 561: "a single grain of sand" #rerun