@patzerdx.bsky.social
Chess patzer Semi-professional dad Milwaukee-ish
I decided to skip this year's US Open, and thus missed my chance to meet the guy. Terrible loss for chess in this country.
03.11.2025 23:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 01... Rg3 2. fg3 Ng5#
27.10.2025 01:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 01... Qc1 2. Ke2 Nf4#
26.10.2025 18:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 01... Qh1 2. Kh1 Nf3#
26.10.2025 12:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 01... Rg3 2. fg3 Qh2#
26.10.2025 12:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 01. Nf5 Ke6 2. Ng7#
26.10.2025 04:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Astronauts will always beat out anyone when answering the "So what do you do?" question.
16.10.2025 19:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Listen, buddy: I've been drinking black coffee out of the same thrift-store-bought Rice Krispies mug since W was in office. I'm not taking shit from anybody when I order my biannual white chocolate mocha.
10.10.2025 21:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is that the ranch where my mom sent my German Shepherd?
09.10.2025 23:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Went to rabbit ears and decade ago. Wish I had anything left to cancel.
18.09.2025 01:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"YOU VOTE FOR THE PARTY OF PEDOPHILIA AND BABY KILLING!!"
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"Hey, I notice you don't really come around much anymore..."
Fucker came out for a free sandwich.
22.08.2025 23:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
One of my most memorable moments going through my late stepfather's sports card collection.
21.08.2025 14:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0These guys make me feel so (undeservedly) tough.
12.08.2025 14:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Taking my family to Door County next month. Happy to see they're tidying up a little.
01.08.2025 12:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Last Tango in Paris
We were an item four days later. That was 18 years ago. Currently married with children.
1. Qd6+ Ke8 2. Bb5#
25.05.2025 18:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 01... Rg2+ 2. Qxg2 Qh4#
25.05.2025 18:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 01... Be2+ 2. Ke1 Nf3#
25.05.2025 12:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 01. Nh5+ Kg8 2. Qe8#
25.05.2025 03:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 01... e4+ 2. Ke2 Qd2#
25.05.2025 03:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 01... Qa1+ 2. Kc2 Rxc3#
24.05.2025 18:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 01. Qh6+ Nxh6 2. Rh7#
24.05.2025 18:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 01. Be6+ Kc6 2. Qd7#
24.05.2025 17:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'd always freeze at the prompt, "The instructor had a strong grasp of the material." I mean, I fucking hopes so? Hate to find out down the road that the prof was just bullshitting for 15 weeks.
23.05.2025 20:41 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 01... Nxg2 2. Kh5 Bg4#
23.05.2025 20:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 01... Rg1+ 2. Kxg1 Qg2#
23.05.2025 13:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 01. Qh7+ Ke8 2. Qe7#
23.05.2025 13:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 01. Qd8+ Rxd8 2. Rxd8#
23.05.2025 04:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 01... Rg2+ 2. Bxg2 Qe3#
22.05.2025 19:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
