Chris Sullo

Pretty sure I'm not the enemy here. But you do you.

It must be really tough to work at @theonion.com these days. Sorry folks.

If only there was some kind of legislative body, maybe called a "Senate" full of elected officials--we could call them "Senators"--who are supposed to protect us from the nonsense. IF ONLY!

Epstein survivor Sarah Ransome on Ghislaine Maxwell: “It makes me sick that she is claiming to be a victim. This is the same woman that grabbed my arm and forced me into a room to be raped by Jeffrey. She had this evil smirk on her face. And she enjoyed it.”

ht: @marcofoster.bsky.social

So glad we cut all that dangerous SCIENCY stuff and EDUCATION so we could build a tacky dance hall.

Good grief this timeline sucks. How do I apply to another?

It has taken medical science 200 years to advance humans to the point where people are so healthy and living so long that they can deny that science and medicine is what got us here.

Ziggy has to stop himself first.

There's just no timeline where it's fair to stop Ziggy Stardust for a team meeting.

Today's pro tip: Mute the meeting, not the music.

These people are the heroes we need. And we need more of them.

It's an attempted distraction for the rabid cultists...BLACK MAN BAD ORANGE MAN IS OK SEE?

"I'm sorry but since we are just a secondary marketplace we just wanna make sure both buyers and seller will have a great service from us." 😮

Stubhub is shady AF. They added $18 in hidden fees to my listing so they were way more $ than the ones posted, and showed "hidden" as a result. Agent just said "it's in the seller policy" which... when asked where, they said ...

From now on if I don't want to do something at work I'm going to say that Speaker Johnson told me I could just go on vacation instead.

Maybe... just maybe... the time to object was before it was passed? I mean I'm not a senator or anything. But don't let that barn door hit you now that the horse is gone.

Enabler.

Stubhub...what a scam. I list tickets for same price as lowest listed in my section, but it says they are hidden and to lower the price by 30% to be visible. What the actual F. Made the mistake of transferring my tix to SH already... not sure how to get them to another platform now :(

So, turns out Republicans are ok with protecting the names of pedos huh? SHOCKED, I tell you. SHOCKED. I mean, who could have imagined?

He should not be the one resigning.

More posts, speeches, and strongly worded letters. Great job saving us.

Announcement that the DOJ stored the Epstein files on Sharepoint and they were wiped coming in 3...2...

Periodic reminder that the Senate Intel Committee, led at the time by a certain future secretary of state Marco Rubio, concluded this in its comprehensive review of Russian interference in the 2016 election:
www.intelligence.senate.gov/wp-content/u...

One - you lock the target
Two - you bait the line
Three - you slowly spread the net
And four - you catch the man!
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Bannon is on the list.

Serious question: do any politicians actually read comments, or reply to them? Not just *my* comments, but *any* comments.

I think that might make them be too in touch with normal people, so I am guessing not.

Just keep posting on social media, it'll be ok. Promise.

So there is no Epstein list, but the GOP whip had to lean on House GOP members to block a resolution to demand the non-existent list be released. Ok. Got it. 🤡

It would be harder for a war a destroy us this fast. The rapidity of our fall is astounding.

So... again Mr Warner--whatcha gonna do?