not_jeff

laying in bed wearing nothing but gold trunks and a claw clip surrounded by fluffy green pillows

lazy sunday

NEED athletic classes to advertise like this bc i am absolutely sold! 🐻🏊🏼🫦

do people go skiing on the east coast? if so, where (and pretty please will you take me)

forgot about this app again… anybody still into the blastoise boys?

you’re so got dang cute omg

selfie from snapchat where i am holding a peace sign over my tongue

this snap was cute and i haven’t been on here in a month, how the hell are y’all

to the airport dj who began playing cowboy carter over the terminal PA promptly at 4:30am, thank you and i love you

have a Vernor’s over ice for me 💋

cropped hoodies are SUCH a hot little party fit w, cozy warm for the journey AND breathable when it’s toasty inside 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

plus it’s pink pony! you gotta be a ✨little✨ scandalous 💅🏼

Still light at 5pm let's shower together

I think the next app we should move to is outside 🫶

a Boston gay trying to use Adnr*w T*te’s pics to catfish on Grindr at 8am wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card but hwa

ACAB (even your dad!)

therapist told me it’s okay to drop g*ys from the roster if we aren’t vibing… i’ve never felt so free LMAO

kinda me the whole week

an absolutely unmatched emotional banger 😭😭

“Living here, in this brand new world
Might be a fantasy
But it taught me to love
So it's real, real to me”

makes me tear up every time!

i haven’t posted in a month… if i get with whatever day trend we’re on will i be ghost hidden or

yaaassss, i played contrabass clarinet through college and the eye rattle is so real 🤣

get these skinny men off my screen and show me fat pronouns with blue hair

When he finally lets you hold it while he pees

✌🏼😚🌲 i grew up between flint and lapeer, went to uni in kalamazoo, and taught 🎶 for a bit in traverse city

(but i’m out in Boston rn for grad school)

“gays in a campground” is such a surreal Michigan summer experience 🏕️🌌

the things that have happened on the dune lakeshore… 🫦😮‍💨🤭

disrespectfully, that bush is insanely freakin’ hot 🥵🥵🤭

ideal holiday survival arc

PSA:

the face, the scent

I won!