Patrick

Yes!! 💯

Moisturiser.

Wearing flip flops/sliders in a sauna or locker room.

Hugging other men - including family members.

Wrapping presents.

Straws.

speedos & briefs (okay, I'l give them that one).

Lip balm.

Sharing an umbrella with another man.

Washing your asshole.

Wine.

International films / films in a foreign language.

Gloves (hats are okay tho).

Washing your hands after using the bathroom.

Sun Cream / Sun Cream / Sun Protection.

Vegetarianism.

Saying the words “Good Morning” to other men.

A sit down wee.

Recycling.

Carrying a bag (ESPECIALLY A TOTE BAG).

Trimming your fingernails instead of biting them.

Crossing your legs

A thread of things straight cis white men think are gay, number one: reading a book

king! 💕

we can start a queer commune

Patrick on a beach wearing blue speedos and sunglasses, holding a cap. A bag, shorts, and shirt are hanging on a branch and sliders on the sand.

please can I be back in Italy sipping beers and munching crisps on the beach. check the metrolink tote too

A pair Aziz?…you need a truck full

A sperm concentration testing kit from Boots

Pre-screening all tops with this before they get to touch this candy

Closeup photo of a Christmas Tree decorations including a purple aubergine, hot air balloon and grapes

Every gay owns a sparkly aubergine Christmas Tree bauble and thinks they are wacky 🤪🤪 (it’s me, I’m every gay)

Marge Simpson in pink Chanel suit - text reads: It’ll be good for the economy.

Me every time I buy something.