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Ben Evans

@bitpoet.bsky.social

Software engineer, avid reader, glassblowing for fun.

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How does it fair on the โ€œsurvivability during a zombie apocalypseโ€ scale?

21.10.2025 12:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cult of Personality also qualifies, I think.

20.10.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Team Armadillo checking in.

10.10.2025 12:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Most of my coworkers are in Eastern Europe, so the healthcare conversation with HR got really weird. They didnโ€™t really grasp how bad things are here. Their policy was โ€œhey, we give you $90 a month for expenses!โ€
Me: Ummmโ€ฆ

18.09.2025 12:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The MCโ€™s gender is never explicitly stated. I didnโ€™t initially notice and thought they were female.

11.09.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Crypto bros, too.

28.08.2025 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you want actual history, The Great Courses on Audible is an amazing series.

17.08.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hand him a bottle of amitallado and brick up his room with tshit boxes!

12.08.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Charismatic Voice has one of the best ones. She truly went in cold, so everything was legit and not overacted.

06.08.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Take the millionaires tax above. An extra $500 or $1000 or whatever doesnโ€™t make a dent to someone who made 100x that.
Now imagine all the whining and gnashing of teeth over that bill when it came out. If you lived like you make $200k, it wonโ€™t matter. Zero stress.

05.08.2025 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not quite. It is a thing where once youโ€™ve past a certain mark, youโ€™re good. Stressing about making more, or pushing to look like youโ€™re in a way higher income bracket doesnโ€™t improve your happiness, generally the opposite.

05.08.2025 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Dread Pirate Westley just turned 6

01.08.2025 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had the center row of a 747 to myself from Sydney to LA. I grabbed as many pillows + blankets as I could and made a comfortable bed out of it. Best sleep on a plane ever.

24.07.2025 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
HOLY SHIT MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON

HOLY SHIT MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON

56 Years Ago Today:

21.07.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6834    ๐Ÿ” 1200    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 99    ๐Ÿ“Œ 71
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The bike path mayor thing has expanded considerably.

1/?

19.07.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 92    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Then there are the ones youโ€™re pretty sure are AI bots all the way down.

15.07.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Except for really simple, repetitive things, itโ€™s just soooo bad.

15.07.2025 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Press 1 for Squid Facts
Press 2 for Eel Facts

09.07.2025 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Action Park energy.

07.07.2025 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I loved the ending of that, little chapters to say goodbye to everyone.

07.07.2025 12:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Except in extremes, normal people donโ€™t have these sorts of problems or concerns because they have enough calorie reserves to handle it, and their bodies automatically moderate it. Diabetics have to do it all manually, which significantly raises the difficulty.

03.07.2025 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Type-1 diabetic here: itโ€™s funky. Weightlifting generally causes spikes due to glucose getting rapidly depleated in short bursts. Cardio makes you go lower the longer you go (marathoners fuel or hit the wall, etc.). Both reduce the amount of insulin you need over time.

03.07.2025 13:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Keep trying, but it is an endless war with the groundhog. Seriously, fuck that chonky woodchipper.

24.06.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Find a studio near you and take a class! It is a lot of fun. Bring water with you because it gets hot.

19.06.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™re right! I wasnโ€™t counting the traditional post long-run chicken+waffles brunch!

09.06.2025 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s about on par with running. Running might have the edge with new shoes.

09.06.2025 13:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m type-1 diabetic, I roamed the neighborhood, woods, biked to the local pizza place, etc. Gone for hours, and my parents werenโ€™t hugely worried about it.

06.06.2025 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me, an HPC storage engineer: niiiice.

06.06.2025 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Theyโ€™re just the guardians of the other Consu that you donโ€™t see, who look and act just like Golden Retrievers.

30.05.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have nights like that when my insulin pump doesnโ€™t handle things well. Wake up enough to turn an alarm off, or actually get out of bed to diagnose the problem?
Glad it doesnโ€™t happen often.

30.05.2025 00:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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