Jordan Manning ✌🏻

I love when it’s actively snowing, but I also love when the wind is blowing flakes around and everything is just soft and still.

Once again thinking about the time I went to a Friendsgiving and one of the guests brought TEN POUNDS of mashed potatoes for about a dozen people.

The meme I didn't know I needed

I find it so funny when people are like, “I like Lin-Manuel Miranda, I just wish he weren’t so corny.” Like, what do you think the #1 requirement for a composer of musical theatre is.

I know we let Glee get away with really anything, but how could we let them mash up Let’s Have A Kiki and Turkey Lurkey Time??? Like what were we doing?

*sighs deeply*

A MINORRRRRRRRRRRR

Not to be dramatic, but I would follow Kylie Kelce into battle.

Top tier WW episode as well

I love saying Jesus tap dancing Christ. It brings some whimsy to the exasperation.

grey november, I’ve been down since july

First snow of the year! It’s not sticking but I’m so happy 🥰

So is Jimmy Carter still kicking or has so much happened since Election Day I just didn’t hear about it?

Sick for like the fourth time in six weeks. This is gonna affect the trout population.

If I would quit being sick that would be fantastic 😭

They should invent a brain that turns off sometimes.

If you’re more upset about a transgender woman using your bathroom than you are about a rapist felon running your country, congratulations, you are an idiot, an asshole, and you’re in a fucking cult.

I just spent 10 minutes trying to explain It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia to someone and I've decided there's no way to do it that actually makes anybody realize how funny it is. You just have to make them watch it.

Good. Everyone should be able to see the incredible content I like.

He asked me if I actually have feelings for him and I replied “sometimes I do but sometimes I don’t. Sorry, it’s just how I feel.”

#WomenInMaleFields

When you’re the only liberal in a DEEPLY conservative family

Is it weird that I love chili but hate soup?

I really don’t know lol

It’s one of the funniest things she could do.

And when Taylor sings Macavity as the final surprise song then what???

I’m gonna flip a table at Christmas dinner, I can feel it.

Also, please, please, please turn on alt text as a default in accessibility settings to demonstrate inclusive posting. We have had a terrible time getting people to make their images accessible to low visibility and disabled users.

Emotionally, I feel like the bakers on Great British Bake Off when the hosts say they have one more minute left in the technical.

I need to know what the psycho at Disney was on when he said “Hey let’s adapt a Victor Hugo novel into a children’s movie”

this account is a safe space for evil and deranged women

according to snopes there is no cheez-its football team where all the players are talking wheels of cheese. it's only a commercial