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Gah, kicking myself. Why did I end that sext with 'Yours sincerely'?

Have any of u figured out how to stop chewing holes in your mouth yet

The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.

Whenever I talk about wanting ducks everyone's like "no don't get ducks! They poop so much! Don't get them they poop so much!" like ok and? so do i?

Though I do get why people don't do it. I wasn't allowed to vote in this one so I can't say much to be fair

That's fair but also like, we have so much more ability to make change than a lot of countries. We don't vote in one guy who makes all the choices, we're voting in like 174 dudes so there's more chance of making an impact

I expected the voter turnout to be higher considering like everyone I know has been asking me who I'm voting for recently

Ooof owwww me bones

You know what, I think if you shake the doors of that shop that has it's lights off and it's doors locked just a liiiiittle bit harder they might open for you. Just try one more time dude, might be different than the first 6 times

I have a chest infection I have tendonitis I have period I do NOT need to listen to incessant buzzing!!! Stop coming into my house just to buzz everywhere and drown yourself in my dogs water bowl!!!

It is NOVEMBER! It is SNOWING! Why are there still one million wasps flying around and why have ALL OF THEM DECIDED TO TAKE RESIDENCE IN MY HOME!!!