Brandon

Is it illegal to heat up shrimp fajitas in the work microwave? There’s also chicken & steak in them

My birthday’s tomorrow which means I’m checked out all week

I’ll never understand why tf people (particularly models) never post the photos I take of them. You said you loved them, I edited a few dozen, you paid me money, and for what? Lol

Sunday I get to go to my bio dad’s memorial service and meet a bunch of relatives who probably had no clue I’ve been on the planet for about 35 years lol

I have the entire weekend off and ya boi is CHECKED OUT

Being a photographer straight up fuckin’ sucks sometimes lmao. I wanna do it as a part-time job, but the only way is to photograph religious families/couples in the desert or weddings and neither of those are fun for me. Or do photos for a company

This has been the longest short week ever 💀

It’s so lame when people care so much about how their IG feeds look. We took some great photos, just accept the damn collab so more people can see it!

Damn the Wolves just might win it all this year lmao

I don’t think I know a single person who ever finished this game lol

A combination chart with the rows named Gear and Slug while the columns are named Metal and Guilty. Each square represents what game it's from: Top Left: Metal Gear - Metal Gear Rex Bottom Left: Metal Slug - one of the characters peers out of a tank holding binoculars Top Right: Guilty Gear - one fo the game characters holding onto a sword stuck in the ground Bottom Right: Guilty Slug - A hand drawn slug saying "oh no!"

A few weeks ago I had so many people interested in doing pool photoshoots this summer. Once I posted that they weren’t free… crickets 🫠

Went to the movies by myself for the first time yesterday to see ROTS for the ??th time and it was actually pretty dope lol

I really wanna get Oblivion but I have no time to game anymore 😭

I wanna crawl into a hole and never see the news ever again

I think you should have to submit your Letterboxd on job applications because a lot of you are either lying for clout or just batshit crazy when it comes to your ratings lmao

I think just being around other weird, fun, creative people is why I had such a blast and why I love the photos so much. They’re vivid and I just took them for fun and nobody had any sort of expectations.

Having ADHD & being a photographer is annoying sometimes. I feel like what I wanna shoot is constantly changing, as is what stimulates my brain. I was gonna take a break from photos for a month or so, but after this weekend and seeing all the candids and shit I took, I’m into it again😑

Shoutout to that journalist for putting the GOP on blast and sharing screenshots lmao

It’s perfect bike-riding weather out and I have to close tonight-Wednesday 😭

I hope gen z keeps getting stupid ass tattoos so eventually MY stupid ass tattoos will look good again

I’ve been reading comics before bed instead of endlessly scrolling on my phone and I’ve been been getting to bed at a decent time 😬

I work both jobs today until Friday, which means no riding my bike until Saturday 😞I’m tempted to wake up at 5am just to ride and get my daily exercise in lol🚴🏼‍♂️💨

Oh wtf. Even with your discount, the tax and shit will probably still make it be $200 🫠

Do you get a discount? Lol

I hate that I can’t mix coffee with my Adderall, especially on Mondays 😞

Getting a full 8 hours is impossible with 2 jobs, but I’m definitely trying to eat better. I’ve been eating less meat again and I’ve been feeling better 🌿💪🏼

Everyone’s coughing and sneezing at work and I’m about to just dip 😷

pixel art design against a dark background: semi-gothic style pixel font that reads “protect trans kids” with “protect” at the top of the graphic and “trans kids” beneath. In between the words is a knife oriented horizontally, pointing to the right, with grip and lower portion of the blade textured in dithered pixels. Grip has curved grooves on the bottom edge for fingers to fit in. The entire design is colored in five horizontal bands of pink, blue and white in the center, like the trans flag

🏳️‍⚧️Protect trans kids!🏳️‍⚧️

A commissioned pixel banner/desktop/phone set. Design is based on the original by Rio Wolf -

I haven’t worked a normal retail job in so long, I forgot that everyone’s afraid of confrontation and managers don’t like taking accountability for things and so it falls on the sales associates instead 🙃