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Austin

@topflopdad.bsky.social

Professional Tekken jobber

35 Followers  |  126 Following  |  17 Posts  |  Joined: 10.01.2024  |  1.4358

Latest posts by topflopdad.bsky.social on Bluesky

β€œCSI: Mississippi” flopped because there’s no dental records and everyone has the same DNA.

06.12.2024 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 15641    πŸ” 1358    πŸ’¬ 648    πŸ“Œ 163
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04.12.2024 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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27.11.2024 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bearded bro w/manbun: [whistling cheerfully, pouring sack of manure and thumbtacks into a big pot of marinara sauce]
New York Times: meet the firebrand who is disrupting the food service industry

25.11.2024 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1007    πŸ” 102    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 5

Got to show my friends last night that turkey can actually be good

24.11.2024 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.

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I love football but also kinda hate how not productive it makes me

18.11.2024 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Following all the hot alt girls from my Discover page like I’m playing PokΓ©mon Go at the Blackcraft Cult tent

14.11.2024 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The queen has taken her place on the new throne

14.11.2024 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Zelda Milk
YouTube video by Wrath Club Zelda Milk

Throwback to this literally and figuratively sick Zelda cartoon we did a while back.

Animated by @topspinthefuzzy.bsky.social and featuring a performance by @takahata101.bsky.social that won him a "Milky" award? Whatever that means?

youtu.be/CtZXMJiQ_gQ?...

02.11.2024 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Call me bi the way I love pickles

01.11.2024 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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31.10.2024 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel on top of the world rn

19.10.2024 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Simpin Ain't Easy: an Autobiography

18.10.2024 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rattler being able to collect an NFL check is such a crime against the sport

18.10.2024 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rebel Moon Review: Not Good!

11.01.2024 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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