saja 🥀🖤

yeah i'm kinda going to insist on the guillotine

Technically it’s Epstein’s monster.

Transferring my consciousness into a gas station pepperoni stick

If I'm so dumb how does my body know when it's a full moon

Just watched the Bad Bunny halftime show again. Missed so much last night: the sublime musicianship and choreography, the loving message of unity, the cartilage in the hips of all those young people, etc

Bad Bunny has a foundation called Good Bunny that distributes musical instruments, art supplies and sports equipment and funds programs to help children improve their lives. If you were looking for leadership you found it. God bless that dude.🙏

they’re called moots because you’re supposed to mute them

smdh (shaking my damn heiney)

LET WOMEN SLEEP

ATTENTION: If you watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA half-time show, you may have your kid's name on a tattoo, but you don't have custody of the kid

ATTENTION: If you watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA half-time show, you really only have yourself to blame

something something cheese fuck it send

- draft folder contents

a drafts folder goes against my word vomit philosophy of posting

This song "Yo Perreo Sola" is an anthem about women's right to throw ass in the club without men creeping on them

think this shoulder surgery will make me weaker? nahh i'll just become the queen of stability

i totally meant to fall on my butt like that btw 😳

I've been to some countries where people live under military rule or autocracy. And without fail, one of the questions I get when they ask about life in the U.S. is whether it's true that Americans just let homeless people die on the street.

*gamifies your orgasm*

It's the iconic scene of John Cusack holding up the boom box, but it's me shrieking in your backyard at 3 a.m., dressed as La Llorona

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#ONEV1
#Pinks 🌸
#Voices4Victory

usa curling team member thinking about that ipa

peak male performance

What the world needs now is an 80s movie montage

damn Dante, this inferno is lit

he felt as wanted as a gym boner

i've got my glitter cannons in the trunk in case the halftime show is a bust

if your blood dip level isn't at least 25% you're not a true fan

that's a great point but isn't the mirror universe still kind of a meritocracy? and do they have money in the mirror Federation? he's probably too lazy and incompetent to get far

oooo yes!

i wanted Star Trek and got Star Wars

i will fuck thee up