saja 🥀🖤

I'm bringing "numbskull" back hard

The Flaming Teslas would be a great band name for a really shitty metal band that only sings about how everyone's mean to them, and their pyro technics always set the stage on fire

The audacity of not considering how shit affects someone’s mental health.

what if I drove a monster truck? like just living my little los angeles life headed to pick up my prescriptions but in a giant monster truck called MS. ANDRY all painted on the side in dripping red paint and it has like flames and pissed off cat faces painted on the hood and tailgate.

I always take the road less travelled because it increases my chances of being murdered.

the universe is filled with many small pockets of dark space to conceal your depressed existence

I love the internet cause of funny people. But I hate the internet cause of stupid people…. Over cook, under cook

in your case 'praise' 💜

If I show you the shank I made in juvie, you know it's real

Poster child for the insanity defense logging on

check out the caboose on that broad

hot Asian sluts in your area are waiting to mock you

I wonder at which point absurdity becomes toxic.

I'm gonna get "fucked up lower back" high. Not sure what that looks like but it's going to come with a lot of video games and pizza

I'm old enough to know bitter.

i came back to a kerfuffle

You know what's never behind a paywall?

Love.

only the real nerds kno 💀

BREAKING: Lady Gaga has officially been confirmed as the next praetor of the Romulan Star Empire.

thank you so much! 🤍

I finally made a starter pack, and if you’re not on it, blame my attention span. It was a miracle I finished the list at all. go.bsky.app/AywVB8F

maybe an entry point but def not easy for most. you're truly in your Xena era 🔥💕

I moment of silence please for all the long-dead Tomagotchi. We need to live with the price of our neglect.

pukin o' the green

Happy early white girl wasted day.

𝘵𝘩𝘦 sluttiest thing 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 a woman can do ...

you're only about 4,500 miles off, but i get it