Chip and Lyle

Something clever. Happy Sunday 😈

Great town, soft sheets, and hotel mirrors that know exactly what they’re doing. ✨
Something about this lighting makes everything feel a little more dangerous…
and a lot more delicious. 😈💫
Us vs. the reflection, and trust me, we’re both winning. 🔥

Happy belated birthday!

My husband’s favorite hobby? teasing me ‘til i forget how to act 😏 sir, if you’re gonna start something, finish it 💦

Under, over, side to side, whatever you need 😈

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there who have bred us over the years! Also… Child support is due on the 1st! 😘🩷

Can’t argue with numbers 😈

Hmm two doughnuts and two of us… the math is mathing. 😏

Damn… 🫠

Like the shit says: Claim us, Name us, Take us, Stuff us. Or something like that! Happy FCF the 13th!

Thanks :)

Two pups, one Polaroid, and zero chill today 😈🐾📸
Snapped a few during our little photo session! Some turned out steamy, some… let’s just say the film wasn’t the only thing getting overexposed 😏🔥
Might need a redo (and a fresh pack of film), but honestly? These pics are giving. 😘💦

Woke up hard. Stayed hard.
It’s been a minute, so soak up this Saturday scene! Your two favorite pups, a bed that needs wrecking, and us already halfway there.
Slide through.
#WeekendTrouble #GetDirty

Gladly!

Whoops 😅 how’d that get in there. Be more than happy to sit on a pre covered cock!

Woof! Looking excellent sir!

Damn 😈

Damn 🤩

I like the way you think 😈

Getting into the holiday spirit—tails wagging, lights glowing, and only getting tangled in the best kind of way! 🌟 Whether you’re fetching ornaments or just rolling around in the joy of the season, remember to stay playful and bright.

Let’s make this holiday season paws-itively unforgettable! 🐶✨

Left a spot open for ya haha

😈

Just finished decorating for the holidays with my hubby, and let’s just say things got a little… festive 😉. Between stringing lights and hanging ornaments, there were more than a few handsy moments that led to an impromptu randy photo session. 🎄✨ Who’s ready to suck on our candy canes? 🍬😏

🎉 It’s Fat Cock Friday, folks! 🐻💪 Time to let loose, and maybe eat a little more than we should (we’re looking at you, pizza). 🍕

Remember, calories don’t count on the weekend, and Husbear hugs burn at least 500 per cuddle. 💯 So go ahead, embrace the fluff – it’s a lifestyle, not a phase. #FCF

Preparing for the Winter Solstice with our best assets on full display! As the days get shorter, we’re keeping things cheeky and warm. Here’s to love, laughter, and the finest cakes to see us through the longest night.

Let’s get beary in the woods! 🌲🌳 Sneak peak at our wild weekend where the only thing covered up was the campfire. 🔥 Felt great to strip down, unwind, and branch out. It definitely was a howling good time! 🐻 #HusbearsGoneWild #WoodsyAndWild #BearInTheWoods

My husband living his best life in the sling, just casually waiting for the next top to switch out. It’s a hard job, but someone’s gotta do it. 😏🐻

Well because fuck twitter, who wants to take turns bending us over our car? 😈

Absolutely! Let’s get on the floor and play

Thanks man! The feelings mutual 😈