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Esta mierda me está matando y necesito compartirlo

Woof, @hitpoints.bsky.social. Yes.

-Abascal: "en los colegios hay corrupción de menores y sexualización"
+Periodista: "Tienes datos?"
-A: "Patatas"
+P: "Que si tienes datos"
-A: "Te voy a cerrar el programa"

🥹Así funcionan los put0s fascistas de mierda.

Muchas gracias a Geosan Battle por su taller gratuito de Gunpla! Muy buena experiencia<3

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"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."

atraparon al balatro

they took a detour to rescue a boat full of migrants yesterday.

this right here should be more popular than the goddamn stuck shipping vessel thing, this should be everyone's page-refreshing major event right now

Historians and political scientists spend decades trying to determine the influence of money in politics and Musk just tweets out "I bought the election"

Kanye:

i feel bad for our country. but this is tremendous content.

is being terminally online bad for you? yes

does it make you less happy than your offline friends? absolutely

is there anything that matches the high of a poster's ragnarok? there is not, and that's why we can never log off

Realmente esto tiene los niveles de ridículo del círculo de Frank Cuesta pero con personas con acceso a arsenal nuclear.

Esta siendo increíble este viaje

Lobster fight meme, but it's all The Worst Person You Know

Twitter right now

"El día que un ciego recupera la visión, lo primero que tira es el bastón que tanto le ayudó toda su vida."

I think it's really funny that Yoko Taro said "I love stacked anime bitches and getting paid" a hundred times and everyone treated it like a quirky joke and didn't think he was serious

Hoy he oído a unos adolescentes otakus llamarse unos a otros "BRO-CHAN" y mira yo me rindo ya sure why not

Musk en campaña:

Cuanto mayor es la apuesta mayor es el miedo al tremendo PSOEd que la sucederá. Está es una relación tóxica.

ÚLTIMA HORA | El Ejército de Israel ha confirmado a primera hora de la tarde haber iniciado operaciones terrestres en diversas áreas de Gaza como primera fase de una nueva gran ofensiva sobre la Franja
www.eldiario.es/internaciona...

No olvidéis k este sábado a las 20h30 hay que sumarse al apagón; será la hora del planeta

Type 1: Upsetting Cross Between Public Access Television, Digital Busking, And One of Those 1950s-Era Zoos Where You’re Allowed To Bang On The Glass and Throw Junk Food At The Animals Ahh, the streamer; the congealed filth scraped off the bottom of the entertainment world’s collective shoe. Exactly one societal rung above dog murderer, and exactly one below web cartoonist. Give him a dollar, and he’ll read your name aloud. Give him twenty, and he’ll punch himself in the nuts while doing so. The relationship between streamer and chat is one of transactional stimulus, as perfect as it obscene, the obvious humiliation of the affair rolling off both parties’ marble-smooth brains like rain hitting gore-tex; every time one of these freakazoids says something like “C’mon, gang! Just five more subs and I have to take another shot of uncooked rice!” Pavlov and Milgram start doing synchronized backflips in their graves. “Thanks for the follow!” “Thanks for the sub!” “Thanks for the impromptu swat team wellness check!” Listen to yourself. Hear yourself. Do you think God is proud he made you? This is a democratized platform, man-- why not drop the hokey, commercialized facade, and actually just be your authentic self for a change?

Type 2: Hitler Talk SHow Oh, right. That's why

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I remember seeing these comments from Stephanie Turner, the fencer who took the knee like… what the heck did you expect to happen?

In one overly dramatic and pre-planned move, you showed that you were not being honest with your friends about your respect for them.

Why should they be friends w/you?

Estáis un poco agobiados con que el próximo papa sea un turbofacha y os recuerdo que, como en otras ocasiones, hay que confiar en el voto femenino.

📰🗞️

El mundo entero ha amanecido con la terrible noticia del fallecimiento del Papa Francisco, posiblemente castigado por Dios por 'bancar' al Dibu Martínez.