Ellen K

I feel you're fucking with us

MY BOY

first #klonoa of the year 😋💙💙

Wake me up when he finally shits himself to death and his parasites finally devour his corpse which they also choke on.

PANEL 1 Leslie is sitting on the couch, anxiously looking down at the cat, who is wriggling around adorably. PANEL 2 The cat continues to wriggle around, and "bleps" by sticking his tongue out. PANEL 3 Leslie (sweating heavily, thinking to herself): Keep yourself collected, Leslie... We are NOT a quirky chungus couple. We are NOT a quirky chungus couple. We are NOT- PANEL 4 The cat is seen, still wriggling around. Brianne (walking in from offscreen, pointing at the cat): Aww-hawww shit, what's that little guy up to this time? Leslie (turning to Brianne, in a full panic): Brianne, no!!

"FINE! I DON'T NEED YOU MOM! I'LL STAY WITH DAD!"

OH HELL YEAH

YouTube video by Keith Stack Wacky Lesbian Bloodlines

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phantom limb is so chuuni

@tentakustar.bsky.social

jogging really helps with tolerance breaks, im often quitting weed to jog if I'm offered the time, but i still do it for fun periodically. It's just recently my tolerance got too high.

i jogged almost 2 miles straight after not jogging for a while

its good i have the muscle memory on how to preserve my energy so I can get the most cardio. I miss doing 2 miles a day but I was also unemployed lmao

graciously accepts

no, my poetry is SEO slop speak.

please have dorumon appear somewhere in beatbreak

i need to see dorumon animated in 2d

decades if not longer of media depicting unspeakably evil people as eloquent, Machiavellian tacticians and the past ten years and some change has completely undone it because they all just type like 6th graders telling people about rotten dot com in 2002

there's a perfectly good mom and pop broken glass store RIGHT NEXT DOOR.

It's better for your gut health

stop going to your local poison shop

auahfh 💭

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lands on you like a crunch chocolatey lawn dart

for real tho i cant eat those anymore, the amount of sugar in them burns my throat and offsets the whole idea of a cold dessert treat

by the time you get to the waffle cone tip, my grace is gone

i bought these dark chocolate waffle cone edibles and im like, why did i do that

thats the worst part of a drumstick

the best part being the peanut chunks on the outer coating

happy birthday!!

if you do silly word play like hers I will join letterboxd

Looks like he's still getting a murder charge, just not death penalty from this specific charge.

World's collide with the meeting of Dirt and Grandma! The new favourite duo from Greatures! greatures.com/comic/181/

Wow, Springsteen really said "let's see you misinterpret THIS you fucking idiots"